And my guitar fell on my toe. The button where you put the strap on made a huge imprint on my toe. It is bleeding and hurts to move. What should i do? Any first aid tips?
you ought to get a new strap.
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Wrap dat shit up with a BANDAID!
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is your guitar ok?
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Strangely enough, I don't actually think this is an AIDS related problem...
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band-aid wow you start bleeding and imeaditly you ask the pit about it
youve bleed before you know what to do
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Strangely enough, I don't actually think this is an AIDS related problem...
Debatable. Depends what you were doing with the strap button prior to attaching it to your guitar.
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it's been ages since a've seen a thread asking for medical advice... i always find them hillarious

but i will say as i always do... go see a real doctor

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Band-Aid! If more serious, doctor.
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What is with these Threads?

Band-Aid! If more serious, the pit

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Stop fannying about and go to hospital, we can hardly mend your toe with cyber bandages can we?
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Leave it, make more stupid threads, get banned then finish bleeding to death.

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