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#1
I have a squier affinity, and it sucks so bad (in combination with my spider III)
How do I convince her I need a new guitar?

EDIT: Sorry, I have the money, I'm 15, and she'll be like "you already have a guitar".
Last edited by jacobparker at Sep 28, 2008,
#3
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#4
Raise the money yourself.
A) she can't object.
B) she'll be so impressed by her boofie woo she'll chip in to show you the value of hard work.

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#6
save up your own money
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#7
Tell her you just came back from the Doctor and he said you have a horrible disease. The only cure is a new guitar.


Buy your own new guitar... you annoying, buzzing dumblebee you.
#9
Young one, it is not her who needs convinced, it is you. You need convinced to find a job, do your own laundry, cook your own dinner-- well.. nevermind. Tell her to buy you a new one or else you'll cut her balls off.
#11
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Raise the money yourself.
A) she can't object.
B) she'll be so impressed by her boofie woo she'll chip in to show you the value of hard work.


I agree. But also I alot of sucking up is in order. Always be nice to her and get her things when you can. And when the time is right then she will buy you a new guitar. Better yet break your arm...haha... then pitifully ask her if when your arm heals you can play a better sounding guitar! that should work... (never)...
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#13
Draw an angry face on your guitar and go outside, strip and run around in circles naked.

She will get the message.

EDIT: Make sure the guitars angry face is looking outside a window where it can see you.
#14
"Let me get a new guitar. I don't really need it, but I think I do because I've been blinkered by consumerism."
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#16
i did this a really long time ago
desolder one of the wire connecting to the output jack and say you took it to a shop nd they said its FUBAR
#17
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#18
Sell Blood & Semen (Seperately and Mixed together)...It's the only way you'll get the guitar soon, and it doesn't techinically have to be yours
#19
Maybe ask for something that doesnt suck as bad as an SG/les paul.
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#20
thats a tough one, im 20 and my parents are never too happy when I come home with more gear. They don't give me too hard of a time...
#22
you dont you make her buy you a new amp
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#23
Make her watch you play and really suck. Mess up non stop and make it so you can barely tell whats being played. A few days later talk her into taking you to guitar center just to try out other guitars. Play for her there and really rock out on the guitar you want. Blow her mind with your driving riffs and melt her face with your explosive solos. Then tell her you need a new guitar. It wouldn't hurt if you hammed it up again when you got home lol.
#24
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B) she'll be so impressed by her boofie woo...


I know I'm impressed by MY boofie woo




Long story short, buy it yourself.
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#25
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"Let me get a new guitar. I don't really need it, but I think I do because I've been blinkered by consumerism."

Stupid hippy.

TS, get a job.
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#26
actually tell her to help the economy and buy a new guitar
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#28
You don't NEED a guitar, you want one. Either buy it yourself or be content with what you've got. Either way, stop being a little bitch.
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#29
Ask for money for Christmas and buy it with that money.
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#30
get a job and buy your own. that'll convince her.
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#31
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Make her watch you play and really suck. Mess up non stop and make it so you can barely tell whats being played. A few days later talk her into taking you to guitar center just to try out other guitars. Play for her there and really rock out on the guitar you want. Blow her mind with your driving riffs and melt her face with your explosive solos. Then tell her you need a new guitar. It wouldn't hurt if you hammed it up again when you got home lol.



Haha that'd be funny.
Maybe get a job? Or make some deal where you get certain grades then at the end of the 9 weeks you get a new one? I just bought my own new one, with my newly acquired job. Do it.
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#32
play it really out of tune
then shell get so sick that shell have to buy you a new one
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#33
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Ask for money for Christmas and buy it with that money.

This is just as bad.
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#36
First you must convince yourself that the first thing you need is a new amp.
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#38
I've got my own money & can afford it, she will just be like "you've already got one".
#40
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First you must convince yourself that the first thing you need is a new amp.

Yea, I got it like 2 months ago so I'll just have to get a POD x3 live then realize I don't need the amp...
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