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#2
" When life brings you down, just remember, that YOU were the fastest sperm to the egg. "
Quote by buddha
isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#3
''It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees.''
Quote by FrenchyFungus
I am not a woman as I currently claim


Quote by Rabid
I am actually a woman, unlike Frenchy
#4
Any Einsteinian quotes.
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#5
"Fuck the guitar solo!"
"F*ck the guitar solos!!" - Olli Vänskä

Quote by Capt_Clarkson
I dont know whats worse, you going out with a peadophile, or the fact you went to see Dragonforce
Err... DragonForce?

Happily married to SuperKoolKid
#6
Lips
Where a lover's kiss may play
Yet take nothing thence away

it's from a poem by Keats, i think.
Quote by mh.666
This man is right.


My life in all aspects is going fucking brilliantly, so I just thought I'd offer a cyncial scrap of wisdom, gloat a little, and then leave.
#7
Chuck Norris quotes FTW
GEAR
***BASS***
*Fender Jaguar Bass
*Fender Standard Precision Bass Relic
*Orange CR50 BXT Amp
*Electro-Harmonix Bass Blogger
***GUITAR***
*Squier Bullet Strat
*ESP EC-50
*Orange CR10 Amp
*Digitech Grunge Pedal
#8
Quote by bob farrell
''It only takes one tree to make a thousand matches it only takes one match to burn a thousand trees.''


yeh that one's awesome too

and darkstar, you mean "einstein" right?
#10
Quote by Nizzi
"**** the guitar solo!"


Pssh. Nizzi? More like Nazi.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#11
Quote by Gunpowder
Pssh. Nizzi? More like Nazi.


Quote by buddha
isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#12
Quote by shakin'cakes
" When life brings you down, just remember, that YOU were the fastest sperm to the egg. "


i have a somewhat similar one:

"Wow, out of 50,000 sperm, YOU were the fastest?!?!"
#13
Quote by Gunpowder
Pssh. Nizzi? More like Nazi.



*Shh*
"F*ck the guitar solos!!" - Olli Vänskä

Quote by Capt_Clarkson
I dont know whats worse, you going out with a peadophile, or the fact you went to see Dragonforce
Err... DragonForce?

Happily married to SuperKoolKid
#14
Quote by shakin'cakes
" When life brings you down, just remember, that YOU were the fastest sperm to the egg. "


You were not technically a sperm. A sperm would maybe be considered half a person.
#15
Quote by red_hot_chili18
yeh that one's awesome too

and darkstar, you mean "einstein" right?


Einsteinian, as in coming from Einstein.

I like: "Ignorance is bliss, isn't it?"
#16
you're only drunk when you're laying on the ground, and you still have to hold on to something^^

W
I fell asleep on my arm once, scariest thing that ever happened to me. I thought it was kill.
#17
Quote by Nizzi
"Fuck the guitar solo!"

OMG
I love Turisas.
WE ARE THE NIGHTMARE
#18
Quote by ViperScale
You were not technically a sperm. A sperm would maybe be considered half a person.


The point is, it brings me out of a bad mood. Don't ruin it
Quote by buddha
isnt there a law against not shaving? thats somewere in our constitution. i think it goes something like a girl maybe be a freak in the sheets but no be wild down stairs is treason and for that she will be beheaded.-good old Benjamin F.

#19
Is there a sign in my front yard that says dead ****** storage?
Quote by Jimmy94

"I like dark jazz like OPETH"
"you should listen to BETWEEN THE BURIED IN ME"
"that is not real jazz"
"LOL R U KIDDING ME HNNNNGGGG"
#21
Quote by AnoKid09
OMG
I love Turisas.


YAY!
At least some one gets me
*Puts away Nazi flag*
9 DAYS TILL I SEE THEM!
"F*ck the guitar solos!!" - Olli Vänskä

Quote by Capt_Clarkson
I dont know whats worse, you going out with a peadophile, or the fact you went to see Dragonforce
Err... DragonForce?

Happily married to SuperKoolKid
#22
Live ever day as if it was your last day, because one day, you're going to be right.
Third out in the MOD contest '08.
#24
i warned him -
"I'm just looking for an angel with a broken wing"
-Jimmy Page

CAPTAIN OF PITTOWN AIRFORCE BASE

Quote by sglover34479
Okay ou are the official Airforce captain. Employ whoever the hell you want just check em in check with often rapings.

.
#25
Oh, and "Be yourself is the absolutely worst advice you can give to some people.."
#26
Quote by red_hot_chili18
and darkstar, you mean "einstein" right?


No. I was thinking "Einsteinian," like 'Newtonian Physics' or 'Jungian Philosophy'
Quote by denizenz
I'll logic you right in the thyroid.

Art & Lutherie
#27
do any of you have even one iota that lives down the street from a clue as to what you're talking about - strong bad
Send me off to bed forevermore.
#28
"I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark."

--Duncan Spaeth, Princeton professor
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#29
They took the bar, the whole ****ing bar!

John Belushi - Animal House
Maybe I just wanna fly
Wanna live, I don't wanna die
Maybe I just wanna breathe
Maybe I just don't believe
Maybe you're the same as me
We see things they'll never see
You and I are gonna LIVE FOREVER
#30
Quote by earlscourt95
They took the bar, the whole ****ing bar!

John Belushi - Animal House


Holy Shit!

Holy Shit!

HOLY SHIT!
#31
Originally Posted by Steppin' Razor
Well have you considered that maybe your face is actually just a set of balls? It's something to think about.
#33
"Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind."

Albert Einstein
Hull City A.F.C

Quote by Thrashtastic15
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#34
Quote by Kensai
"I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark."

--Duncan Spaeth, Princeton professor


Genius.

Mine would be:

"Beer- proof God loves us and wants us to be happy."
D-U-F-R-A-I-S


Quote by darkstar2466
WRONG.

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

#37
This, one of my friends said it...

"when you lose everything once, get up, brush the dirt off, and move on.When you lose it twice, get back up,and move on again. When you lose it a third time. Anything but suicide is your answer. Find a way, suicide never solves your problems it shows that you were afraid to live and you left your problems for another to handle. Live until your time comes"
#39
Quote by ButtholeZombie
Is there a sign in my front yard that says dead ****** storage?

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay
my vengeance upon thee.
Sig space available, give me some praise
#40
Quote by Kensai
"I know why the sun never sets on the British Empire: God wouldn't trust an Englishman in the dark."

--Duncan Spaeth, Princeton professor


.

and quote in my sig.
It's gonna be a blue day
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