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#2
In prison. My mom managed to get some semen smuggled in because she had hopes that she would be removed from prison if she was pregnant.

She was wrong.
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#3
Well I've not been conceived anywhere funny, but I conceived a child. In your mother.
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#7
i don't know about you guys but i find it kinda weird that people are asking their parents where they were concieved :s
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#9
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I'd rather not think about where I was concieved

I can say with complete confidence that at least once in life, your father had his penis inside your mother. She probably moaned.

Think about that for awhile.
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#11
In a T-ford I believe.
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#12
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i thgink i was actually conceived in the searchbar

I doubt this has been done before. And I see you're fairly new, so for the record- Searchbar jokes aren't cool.
#13
the old guitarist in my band was also conceived via the mile high club.

EDIT:

I think the airline was Northwest.
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#15
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Consensual sex in the missionary position.

Same here, followed by a firm handshake
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#16
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Well I've not been conceived anywhere funny, but I conceived a child. In your mother.


Dad?!
#19
Quote by guitarplayer769
in my parents bedroom whilst they had consensual sex in the missionary position.


For some reason, that made me think, "with Colonel Mustard who had the wrench."
#21
I'm actually very glad my parents haven't told me where I was conceived.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#22
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Dad?!
No not you. Your the adopted one.
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#23
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And I'm not sure, and would rather not know
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#25
I'm glad I don't know. It'll make me imagine things that this thread has made me imagine. Thanks, UG
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#26
Really, the only funny place to be conceived would be the circus. The clowns you know.
#27
i was conceived in australia, but my mum left before i was born


lol mock the week

edit: i live in england
#28
Is there really any funny place to be conceived? It seems more along the lines of.. depressing, or odd.

Like, I don't think I'd burst into hysterics if I found out my parents made me in a Denny's restroom while drunk.
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#29
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I'm actually very glad my parents haven't told me where I was conceived.


so am i, i dont even want to ask.

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a hospital LOL


i think someone needs to look up the meaning of conceived
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#30
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Is there really any funny place to be conceived? It seems more along the lines of.. depressing, or odd.

Like, I don't think I'd burst into hysterics if I found out my parents made me in a Denny's restroom while drunk.

Thats not as bad as if you found out it was how your dad lost his virginity, he forgot to pull out, you were a mistake, and he had to stay with your mom because she was pregnant.

You need to start counting your blessings.
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#31
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Thats not as bad as if you found out it was how your dad lost his virginity, he forgot to pull out, you were a mistake, and he had to stay with your mom because she was pregnant.

You need to start counting your blessings.


Hahaha thats what happened to my sister and I call her broken condom when she pisses me off. Then again though my existence is based off that moment too considering they wouldn't have married eachother if it weren't for my sister.
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#32
I was an accident. So if I asked my parents probally wouldn't know lol.
#33
in a taxi.
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#34
Cousin was conceived at a Guns and Roses show

Mother let it slip...as for me...I don't care to know lol
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#37
How would you find something like that out? Was he trading stories with his parents about his sex life? (That doesn't make this at all less weird.)
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#38
Well....I was concieved in a box with a fox.
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#39
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