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If you could have your Funeral any way you pleased, and money wasn't an issue, what would it be like?

I would have and orchestra playing Cheerio and Toodle Pip by The Toy Dolls, while they tied my body to the mast of a viking ship which has it's hull filled with gunpowder. Then I would have them push me out to see, and have my loved ones shoot flaming arrows to the boat. Then as soon as the boat explodes, I want the orchestra to play the heaviest metal they could possibly muster.
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#3
Lame.


At my funeral everyone will have to wear a big hat.

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And not waving but drowning.
#4
hell yes. now i want that, but replace the first song with the intro to fade to black
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#8
I'd have my friend's band play, and my corpse would be up on stage. Then they'd throw me into the mosh pit, and I'd go crowd surfing to my casket. Then they'd bury me.

There'd be more, such as kegs, and a lot of music. It would be fun.
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If you could have your Funeral any way you pleased, and money wasn't an issue, what would it be like?

I would have and orchestra playing Cheerio and Toodle Pip by The Toy Dolls, while they tied my body to the mast of a viking ship which has it's hull filled with gunpowder. Then I would have them push me out to see, and have my loved ones shoot flaming arrows to the boat. Then as soon as the boat explodes, I want the orchestra to play the heaviest metal they could possibly muster.


THIS!!!!
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#10
I want to be buried in a jogging suit in a cardboard box, nothing fancy at all. People can come to the funeral if they want. I might have an organ player, and there'll be a pastor talking about my life.

I don't see why I need an awesome funeral when I won't be able to enjoy it. amirite?

EDIT: If not this then something like what TS said, something epic to be remembered by.
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#11
My Pallbearers will drop my coffin coming down the aisle and proceed to chase each other through the church to the tune of Yakety Sax, Benny Hill style and then chicks in bikini's will come out and have a watergun fight and the choir will sing an a capella version of Mr. Ass's WWE theme song.
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If you could have your Funeral any way you pleased, and money wasn't an issue, what would it be like?

I would have and orchestra playing Cheerio and Toodle Pip by The Toy Dolls, while they tied my body to the mast of a viking ship which has it's hull filled with gunpowder. Then I would have them push me out to see, and have my loved ones shoot flaming arrows to the boat. Then as soon as the boat explodes, I want the orchestra to play the heaviest metal they could possibly muster.



Why would you do that?
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#13
incredibly emo and depressing, like this thread
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I want to be buried in a jogging suit in a cardboard box, nothing fancy at all. People can come to the funeral if they want. I might have an organ player, and there'll be a pastor talking about my life.

I don't see why I need an awesome funeral when I won't be able to enjoy it. amirite?


yeah i agree now if i was planning someone elses funeral that i could go to and enjoy it would be a different matter
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Why not gunpowder?


Because you rigged the ship to explode! I'm not gonna go down like that!
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#23
The viking death has always appealed to me. So has the the darth vader funeral :P
#25
i want my body to be brought in on the back of armored lions. chick norris will then precede to kick it into space, and bring layne staley back to life, who with the rest of alice in chains, will play every song they ever wrote.
#26
A trap door under each seat which takes people to a room with spikes on opposing walls. After the people fall into the room, the walls begin to come together.

If I go, I'm taking you with me!
#27
The Proclaimers will come and WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO STAND and will sing 'I'm On My Way From Misery To Happiness Today, Ah hah, Ah-hah-Ah-Hah' as my coffin drifts into the crematorium burner.
My body will be live wired to wave when someone presses a button on the casket, I wave and smile. And my brother would do stand-up comedy!
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If you could have your Funeral any way you pleased, and money wasn't an issue, what would it be like?

I would have and orchestra playing Cheerio and Toodle Pip by The Toy Dolls, while they tied my body to the mast of a viking ship which has it's hull filled with gunpowder. Then I would have them push me out to see, and have my loved ones shoot flaming arrows to the boat. Then as soon as the boat explodes, I want the orchestra to play the heaviest metal they could possibly muster.

hahahahahhaha epic funeral man!! unfortunatly to long to sig
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#33
I find it stupid that funerals cost so much money, but you can't just bury someone in your backyard because it's illegal. They're literally making you pay for a loved one to die. It's disgusting.
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RIP Kevin Robert Swerdfiger
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#34
mine we be going all nice and everyone would be sad but when they are about to bury me, ill pop up out of the casket and a bunch of zombie friends i met after i died would come out of the ground and together we would cause destruction and eventually take over the world. yeah pretty cool, i know
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#35
I want to have a giant pyramid erected, the largest on earth. It must be made in my likeness. It shall chant "Remember me!" and then breath fire.

On a serious note, I would want my body to be put in space, and just let me float through eternity.
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#39
i'd want to go hollow by pantera... or cemetary gates.


and then have everybody in the room burned....


just cus i can afford it xD
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