#4
i have a friend that stopped hanging with all his friends because he got a girlfriend. needless to say he hasn't been with a girl to much butt still hes ditches us all the time.
#6
Yes.

My friend had a bitch of a girlfriend and he stopped talking to all of his friends.

He doesn't have any friends now except her.

And he works at McDonalds.

Lol.
#8
Quote by lolcats
Yes.

My friend had a bitch of a girlfriend and he stopped talking to all of his friends.

He doesn't have any friends now except her.

And he works at McDonalds.

Lol.



yeah, thats how he'll end up, plus she's my ex, that might have something to do with it, if not all of it
#10
sounds like some shitty b movie
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#11
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No but I knew a woman who stopped being a woman because of a doctor.



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#12
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No but I knew a woman who stopped being a woman because of a doctor.


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So I freaked out and flipped the vegetable tray.

There was ranch everywhere.


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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#14
Sure. I had my best friend try to get me evicted from the apartment we were sharing so he and his GF could have the place to themselves. The landlord woulden't do it cause I always pay my rent on time, they got into a fight, and he ended up getting evicted himself

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#15
Not me personally. People I know. But not me.

And yes, Bros before Hoes ftw.
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#16
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Not me personally. People I know. But not me.

And yes, Bros before Hoes ftw.


were gonna need pics of the hoe for me to determine this
#17
There's an old saying.

Bros before hoes.
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#18
Quote by convictionless
its called life and it sucks, also
BROS BEFORE HOES.

Could never agree more, have had it happen recently to me though.
#19
Not yet.
But I have a friend who goes "Yo man, she's mine stay away until I'm done with her" (nothing of course ever happens)
And then when I'm trying to go for a girls he's all like "I'ma steal her from you"

So it's bound to happen any time soon.
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#20
Quote by russian_shreder
woman ? u mean girl ?

No Sherlock, he means a man that he cleverly called a woman in order to fool you.


Dumbass.