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#1
a lot of people complain about going to work, but i realized recently that i love everything about my job. i'm a delivery guy at a pizzeria, all the waitresses are hot (with huge racks), all the other delivery guys are potheads (like myself) and the mexicans in the back who make the food just get drunk at cook all night, and if your lucky you can snag some of their beer. everyone who works there is loud, obnoxious, and innapropriate all the time and coming to work high is completely acceptable and expected.

so who else has a fun ass job?
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#2
Best job = No job.
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#5
I, too, work in a Pizza place. You can come in drunk and nobody cares, nobody ever works there for more than three days, so if you can keep it up for a while, they'll let you get away with anything so you won't quit. The only bad part are the hours- 4pm to 4am (then cleanup til as late as 6). Last night (this morning) we got out at 5 and went to our manager's house and got wasted, and I got ot bed at 8am. There are hundreds of drunk girls in there every night wearing revealing things, and some of our female employees are SMOKIN'. So yeah, life is good.
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#6
theres a pizza shop in my town where a friend of mine works which is exactly the same as the one you described, minus the mexicans. and everyone drinks on the job
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#7
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Best job = No job.


haha i thought the same thing until i was makin a few hundred a week in cash doing almost nothing
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#8
I work at a fruit arrangement company, we go in at 6AM usually done by noon and do nothing until about 3 or 4
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#9
Quote by Spooni_Shaq
theres a pizza shop in my town where a friend of mine works which is exactly the same as the one you described, minus the mexicans. and everyone drinks on the job

Dude, all the pizza places are like that.
#10
So far its

Pizza: 2
Everything else: 0
VGprog: not clear 0
I love music, if music would be a girl then I'd date her, until then let's get back on Earth
#11
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I'm a video game programmer

But does that mean you get to play video games all day?
Don't they have like video game testers? Get that job.
#12
I do small time music production...

aside from sitting around, joking and getting lucnh i do about 15mins of 'work' a day on average and get paid as much as someone who works 30 hours a week.

Seems pretty awesome to me...

No hot chicks though, unless they're in a band.
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#13
Web design.

Work from home.

Do almost nothing.

Get paid a crapload.


I mostly just play video games and play guitar.
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#14
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So far its

Pizza: 2
Everything else: 0
VGprog: not clear 0


As for myself I already hate the job I applied for, startin' tomorrow at 3pm and done at midnite, they even minused 1$/h from the wages we aggreed on the interview, viva las other jobs but I still got to pay a ride to drag my ass from here.

For me the best is living from yourself, I love to write music or poetry aimed to become music, so for me the dream job I'm workin' at it.

Sorry for my sentence structure I think I'm still using the frenchie's way while only translating the words, too long I've been from any english thing exept this very place and rock N roll.
I love music, if music would be a girl then I'd date her, until then let's get back on Earth
#15
Awesome job? No hable espanol senor.

Yeah and to add something intelligent; a fun job isn't a fun job. It's just fun compared to another one. Anyways that's my opinion... and 99% of the world's...
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#16
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But does that mean you get to play video games all day?
Don't they have like video game testers? Get that job.

No, I get to make the games...

Being a tester sucks and pays like crap anyway.
#17
software engineer for a small business that is really cool. We have a hamster in a ball, 2 dogs, bird, and a bunny that run around our office all day.

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I'm a video game programmer


considering your profile says you are 20 years old and are in college i would guess you are lying / going to college for some kinda computer degree. I programed games for xbox360 while i was in college and worked with a CS VR game. Had basic gear so we took a toy m16 and put sensors on it and the person so you could shoot at people assaulting your base and move around in the small room we had set up.
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#18
I work at NASA as an Aerospace Engineer.

How awesome am I?

Only as awesome as I think I am.
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#19
I'm a service porter for Honda, so basically, on a good day, I drive around Denver in S-2000's. And I make damn good money doing it.

The bad days are the reason for the good money...
#22
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#23
Quote by ViperScale

considering your profile says you are 20 years old and are in college i would guess you are lying / going to college for some kinda computer degree. I programed games for xbox360 while i was in college and worked with a CS VR game. Had basic gear so we took a toy m16 and put sensors on it and the person so you could shoot at people assaulting your base and move around in the small room we had set up.

What's wrong with being 20 and being a programmer?

And I just finished school and started working right away and I never modify my UG profile so... anyway, I work there : http://www.frimastudio.com
#24
im a computer tech at a place that services small businesses, its a pretty easy job because i just install software and do basic computer maintenance all day, and get paid well while doing it.
#25
I have no job and it's sweet. But I worked at a restaurant all last year. That was cool since I realized that I don't really want to become a chef... but yeah I reckon a sweet job would be a game designer or something fun like that.
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#26
I don't have a full time job at this time...but I run my home based company:

Sonic Orb Studios
The Media Specialists

I just got some DVDs out and will be making a video for my youtube to announce this in a few minutes. Basically I produce and sell DVDs after learning the subject in classes at the local colleges.
It is a lot of fun IMO

As for side jobs, I do video production like editing and shooting B-Roll around central NJ for shows that eventually get put on the air.

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im a computer tech at a place that services small businesses, its a pretty easy job because i just install software and do basic computer maintenance all day, and get paid well while doing it.


ever work for places like Firedog or Geeksquad?
They sound like they pay fair and I can see most of the work being quite easy...
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#27
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ever work for places like Firedog or Geeksquad?
They sound like they pay fair and I can see most of the work being quite easy...


No I work for my brothers local business called ITech...its getting to be a pretty successful business. We service small business's computer and network needs, and we also design websites.
#28
Well at myplace my assistant manager was telling me how he likes to bang all the milfs\customers he comes into contact with lol
#29
Quote by moody07747
I don't have an actual "job" at this time...but more of a home business that I started and run part time.

Sonic Orb Studios
The Media Specialists

I just got some DVDs out and will be making a video for my youtube to announce this in a few minutes. Basically I produce and sell DVDs after learning the subject in classes at the local colleges.
It is a lot of fun IMO


ever work for places like Firedog or Geeksquad?
They sound like they pay fair and I can see most of the work being quite easy...

Are you the guy that did the Microcube review on Youtube?
#31
My friend was a projectionist in a movie theatre. That was awesome for all involved...
#32
I'm a barman. Free booze after hours, but some of the customers are dicks. Can be fun throwing some people out though.
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#33
I do.

well kinda.


My dad's friend (whos a rich *ss guy nurse) gives me PSPs from his other friends. I mod the PSP so it can play downloaded games online. I charge them $50 for the mod and 2 games. An extra game costs another $20.

My dad's friend gets half of my first pay (coz he bought me the battery i modded) then leaves all the other money to me (coz hes rich *ss).

Each week I get about 5 PSPs.


I'm saving up for an Acoustic and a new Spider Amp.
#34
my job is rather shocking
i go into a butchers at 4 and wash EVERYTHING
perfect job would be making music
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#35
I kill shit.
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#36
i dont have a job, sucks sometimes but im a lazy bastard and fine with it.

I get bitched at (i desearve it really) a lot

I think im on the brink of gettin kicked out mi house soon.

Someone gimme a job where i dont have to do much?
#37
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#39
I'm the sales manager of a Kebab place which is located inside a department store.
I wear a suit and am in the awesome world of kebab, what more can I wish?
#40
Threadstarter we have the same job!

I work for Dominos Pizza as a delivery driver. SO easy
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