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#1
Getting arrested for disobeying an officer while I was high.

that and a pregnancy scare with ex gf.

u guys?
Hai 2 u
#4
I was once accosted by security guards at a shopping mall. Apparently I stole $4000 worth of Hi-Fi equipment. But somehow I managed to spirit it away or hide it somewhere other than my bag. I fucking hate security guards.
Maybe not that scary, but it was for me when I was 13
#6
My dad didn't come home until four in the morning on a day he had to work. I thought he had been in a car accident or something.

Turns out he was busy getting laid.
#7
Quote by guy_tebache
I was once accosted by security guards at a shopping mall. Apparently I stole $4000 worth of Hi-Fi equipment. But somehow I managed to spirit it away or hide it somewhere other than my bag. I fucking hate security guards.
Maybe not that scary, but it was for me when I was 13


Similar, but I was in Japan on an exchange trip and could barely speak the language. They took me to the station, I was questioned, then I was escorted around the shopping area by the police to say sorry to the stores that I supposedly stole from.
I hate people that assume things
#8
Quote by guy_tebache
I was once accosted by security guards at a shopping mall. Apparently I stole $4000 worth of Hi-Fi equipment. But somehow I managed to spirit it away or hide it somewhere other than my bag. I fucking hate security guards.
Maybe not that scary, but it was for me when I was 13

i don't wanna be the douche, but why the **** did u decide to steal in the first place?!
#9
Quote by static_music34
Similar, but I was in Japan on an exchange trip and could barely speak the language. They took me to the station, I was questioned, then I was escorted around the shopping area by the police to say sorry to the stores that I supposedly stole from.
I hate people that assume things


I assume you're an honest person and that you did not steal those things.

Now what? NOW WHAT!?
#10
Quote by DerekTheDominoe
I assume you're an honest person and that you did not steal those things.

Now what? NOW WHAT!?



Very, Very Well Done.
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#11
The Scariest thing Ive experianced the Search Bar.

Use it this thread has already been done.
#12
i overdosed and had an out of body experience, in the end it was good, i never did drugs again and got born again.
#13
I nearly knocked over a glass of water once. F*ck.

EDIT: I see that f*ck remains a censored swear word on here. Gay. At least shit and asshole have been de-flagged.
#14
Quote by jefffelker40
i overdosed and had an out of body experience, in the end it was good, i never did drugs again and got born again.


Which was the scary part? Overdosing or being born again?
#15
I know this was incredibly stupid but:

When i was 14 i covered my legs with petrol and set them on fire. we did it twice. the first time was ok cause it was only on the front of my legs so i just lay in a pile of dirt and it went out. the second time it went round the back of my legs. i was on fire for nearly 50 seconds and spent 1 month in horspital. still got brutal scars.
#16
Quote by af_the_fragile
i don't wanna be the douche, but why the **** did u decide to steal in the first place?!

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Brain
Are you pondering what I'm pondering pinky?

Pinky
I think so, Brain, but where would we buy rubber pants at this hour?
#17
Quote by BKGMorley
I know this was incredibly stupid but:

When i was 14 i covered my legs with petrol and set them on fire. we did it twice. the first time was ok cause it was only on the front of my legs so i just lay in a pile of dirt and it went out. the second time it went round the back of my legs. i was on fire for nearly 50 seconds and spent 1 month in horspital. still got brutal scars.

Lol, what a knob.
#18
Quote by Edwardthegreat5

Okay, so he didn't stole it...

It was just the way he phrased it, i thought he did steal it...

Anyway, i've had no sleep. I've been suffering lately from an attention deficit and why do i feel the need to justify myself here?!
#19
Quote by af_the_fragile
Okay, so he didn't stole it...

It was just the way he phrased it, i thought he did steal it...

Anyway, i've had no sleep. I've been suffering lately from an attention deficit and why do i feel the need to justify myself here?!

Because you're an idiot. That's why.
#20
Quote by Geetar_Axel
The Scariest thing Ive experianced is the Search Bar.


This is what you mean, no?
I'm bored. It's too early to be awake.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#22
jumping off a balcony on the second floor of an apartment running from the cops was kinda up there. but i got away so it wasnt as bad as...

3 weeks later doing the same thing and getting caught. same place. god.

or falling asleep while driving at 70 miles and hour on the interstate. ****ed my car up. i now have no side mirror or door handles. gay.
#25
Quote by af_the_fragile
^didn't i say **** off??

not even gonna bother...

You've bothered enough to make yourself look like a piece of scrotum.
#27
Spontaneous Pneumothorax (Lung Collapse)
The softest of blankets is six feet of soil.

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#28
Quote by af_the_fragile
okay you're pushing it now.
Anymore and i'll just report you.



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Spontaneous Pneumothorax (Lung Collapse)

What?
#30
Hiking next to a 100 foot cliff that goes straight into white water rapids with rocks and shit with a 40 pound pack and teetering for a second


**** that shit
#31
Quote by ~DrEaM ThEaTeR~
getting a paraphenalia charge in the dorm while being super stoned and drunk

awful night

When you say "charge", do you mean like, legal charge, as in charged with a crime, or do you mean a medical thing?
#32
Oh, and sleeping in a snow trench (trench in the snow with a tarp over it) in negative 35 degrees. Snow melted into my sleeping bag and froze. I literally could not feel my feet, I felt like I was floating when I walked. Me and my friend stayed awake all night cause we thought we'd die if we fell asleep.
#33
Quote by A2M
Oh, and sleeping in a snow trench (trench in the snow with a tarp over it) in negative 35 degrees. Snow melted into my sleeping bag and froze. I literally could not feel my feet, I felt like I was floating when I walked. Me and my friend stayed awake all night cause we thought we'd die if we fell asleep.

Shit, you're lucky you didn't get frostbite.
#34
Quote by AVA_Plus44_182



What?


My lung spontaneously collapsed and I had to get lung surgery.
The softest of blankets is six feet of soil.

Upcoming Shows:
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#35
getting chased down the street by a massive rot wieler..
i was only like.. 9

i was peacefully riding my scooter in the street, when a massive ass black dog jumped its fence and chased me back to my house... i ran up the stairs and slammed the door in the f*ckers face.

then i went crying to daddy about my ordeal...
#37
My parents have told me numerous times that I almost drowned in a swimming pool when I was really young. My mom had to jump in after me. I don't remember any of it, but everyone else does.

In terms of scariest experience that I actually remember, I got hit in the face by a pitch in Little League. I was batting and the ball came at my face, I couldn't move quick enough and it struck me on the left side of my nose. I ended up with a broken nose, but it could have been much worse.

I haven't really been in too many scary situations.
#38
Quote by Survivalism
I came within about a foot of getting hit by a car once.

I come within a foot of getting hit by cars, buses and trams all the time
I'm pretty spacy
#39
Quote by Roads5

that and a pregnancy scare with ex gf.



+1

that is a truly scary thing
to think that i nearly got a job because of it
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#40
Quote by af_the_fragile
Okay, so he didn't stole it...



I haven't read this thread through, but... "he didn't STOLE it?"



EDIT: and there's a thread called "ever felt true fear" or something like that... and it has craploads of pages...
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