#1
My idea is to become famous and rich for anything, and destroy as many hot actresses as possible.

And i mean anything, not necessarily guitar related

Now i know this might seem really stupid and a hard goal to achieve but wouldn't you rather one of us have success than none??

hit me with ideas or support, or not support.


or this could fail miserably but it's worth a try seeing as im bored...
#3
Quote by Man_Beast
this could fail miserably

yup
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#4
Be famous by starting to REALLY try to be famous, then make a tv show about you getting famous
Gear
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Washburn Acoustic
Jay Turser Bass
Panasonic SX-KC211 Keyboard
BOSS DS-2 Turbo Distortion
BOSS AW-3 Dynamic Wah (Fixed!)
Roland Micro-Cube
Randall RB30XM Bass Amp
Tascam DP-01FX Digital Recorder
#5
Audition for every single reality TV show ever invented.
Then at least you'll be known as 'That Loser Who Wants Fame'

wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#6
***** yourself out to all of the townswomen.
You should be able to make some money that way.
#7
Quote by Ez0ph
That was a different Feb08er that threatened to suck you off
I remember that


Sadly, I was the threatened.
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Let it be known that I concur with everything this gentleman says, ever.



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#8
You aren't going to be famous unless you're in my band.
New To Town With A Made Up Name

In The Angel's City

Chasing Fortune And Fame
09/03/2012
#9
Quote by RickGardiner
Be famous by starting to REALLY try to be famous, then make a tv show about you getting famous



is that what paris hilton did?
#10
In reply to the thread title: no.


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#11
im from Australia so reality tv wont count as famous here or anywhere for that matter

i was thinking internet based...

oh and im also 6'6 80kilos and 20cm...(guess what that one is bitches)

use that somehow, go now do your work
#12
Assassinate Sarah Palin.

Do it faggot.
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#13
Quote by ralph wiggum
is that what paris hilton did?

Yeah, but she *****d herself out to the whole world first, just to guarantee a good start
Gear
Epiphone Les Paul Standard
Washburn Acoustic
Jay Turser Bass
Panasonic SX-KC211 Keyboard
BOSS DS-2 Turbo Distortion
BOSS AW-3 Dynamic Wah (Fixed!)
Roland Micro-Cube
Randall RB30XM Bass Amp
Tascam DP-01FX Digital Recorder
#14
you could try killing yourself

you'd be in the newspapers the next morning, then write on your last will and testament
to post the clippings here on The Pit with some pics of your grave so people won't be like

"pics or it didn't happen"
#16
Quote by Alter-Bridge
You aren't going to be famous unless you're in my band.


Alter Bridge? They fail. Hard.

I kid, I kid
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#17
Quote by Man_Beast
im from Australia so reality tv wont count as famous here or anywhere for that matter

i was thinking internet based...

oh and im also 6'6 80kilos and 20cm...(guess what that one is bitches)

use that somehow, go now do your work


The circumference of your brain?
#18
Quote by Regression
The circumference of your brain?


haha, no

but thats a pretty decent brain anyway

i feel more famous already
#19
Quote by Man_Beast
im from Australia so reality tv wont count as famous here or anywhere for that matter

i was thinking internet based...

oh and im also 6'6 80kilos and 20cm...(guess what that one is bitches)

use that somehow, go now do your work

Oh snap! Billy Bad Ass coming through.
I can honestly say I have really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.


I don't always post on UG, but when I do, I post in the Pit. Stay thirsty my friends.
#20
Thats actually a fairly small brain, atleast for humans.

And no, you won't be famous, considering that to be a famous Australian you need to be a complete tosspot who gives sexual favours to some old senile fellow.
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#21
There is only one way, and I DO NOT suggest it. Here are the steps.

1. Save up money and get a penis enlargement.
2. Spend all of your spare time working out.
3. Audition for pornos.

^PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!
#22
Quote by IMABBALLPLAYER
Oh snap! Billy Bad Ass coming through.


looks like someone's been bitten by the jealousy bug

do a sense tall poppy syndrome already? excuse the pun


i am going to resort to working out and becoming a porn star, you'll be seeing me shortly on the porn curcuit
#23
Quote by Man_Beast
im from Australia so reality tv wont count as famous here or anywhere for that matter

i was thinking internet based...

oh and im also 6'6 80kilos and 20cm...(guess what that one is bitches)

use that somehow, go now do your work


Go on that shitty drama show home and away

Then quit in 30 years and tell rove about it
#24
Write and film a series trendy indie movies starring you as the funny, slightly crazy, intelligent, above 15 below 21 guy.