#2
Play Kings of Chaos.
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#4
Start a thread on UG saying:

'My capters onli giv me 1 minute a day 4 internetz, help pit/??????'

Or go on cracked.com

Quote by hazzmatazz
youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#6
Quote by Toker420
I would trade someone my minute for some weed.


same here.
Concerts
All Points West - August 1st
Krockathon 14 - August 8th
#10
I'd print some porn and fap.
Quote by Jimmy94

"I like dark jazz like OPETH"
"you should listen to BETWEEN THE BURIED IN ME"
"that is not real jazz"
"LOL R U KIDDING ME HNNNNGGGG"
#12
Haha definitely watched the South Park episode...
Quote by TiMaRmStRoNg101
there was once this girl
in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
omgelitist
'fawkofffffffffff'
and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#14
Uh there was a ghost and this is all ectoplasm.
Quote by TiMaRmStRoNg101
there was once this girl
in my school
and she was like
'greenday is so punk'

and i was all
omgelitist
'fawkofffffffffff'
and punched her in the face.
cause i can do that
cause I know more about punk rock and stuff
#17
I'd read more books.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#18
Kill myself.
45 days without my precious UG...
CURSE YOU LOLWUT PEAR!!!

Quote by eggo_boi_15
Arnt the first few things anyone learns on a guitar is

1. Nirvana - smells like teen spirit
2. Prince - Smoke on the water
3. White stripes - seven nation army
#21
start everyone chanting I LIEK TEH MUDKIPZ. we'd do it in shifts. with in 72 hours of the captors being bombarded with I LIEK TEH MUDKIPZ theyd have to let us go for fear of their own lives.
#22
Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.Kill.


Only Jokin.
#23
Quote by AwesomeDrummer
find a porn generator, and watch dirty vids till i fap all over myself...

seriously how bad was that part in the show?

****... body-shot.



He wasn't fapping! It was a ghost and it squirted ectoplasm all over everything.
Soon you will sit on the bench
of those who deny I have my soul
You sell a dream you create
Condemned by what you condemned before
Smooth are the words you sing down and high
Underground is your joy your laws
#24
I'd get over it fast.
Quote by whalepudding
That is the most Australian post I've ever seen.

Fuckin' oath, fella!!
Quote by 'GoodnightHero'
i absolutely fucking love you.
and it has nothing to do with your lego ACDC fetish.

Strewth, cobber! Good on ya!
#25
Quote by punkman_123
Check my emails.


And reply to them.
Quote by DieGarbageMan
can i get a tl;dr up in this bitch?

A mod makes a joke and hi-jacks a thread...

Quote by paintITblack39
usually, this is often discussed in the political threads ...

let's change the question: are you pro or antti niemi?
#27
Quote by Metalology
And reply to them.
No time, I'm torrenting some albums and movies, which really slows down the internet.
The below is false.
The above is true.

*world implodes*
#28
I lost mah internetz for about a month and a half. i wandered aimlessly though town, barely able to look at all the happy faces of the multitudes who still had their access. my body shook violently from withdrawl symptoms. glassy eyed, i had a sadness beyond tears. unable to eat more than a few bites here and there, i lost weight and became emaciated. a shell of my former self, i wished for death. but death came not.


no big deal.
Meadows
Quote by Jackal58
I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
Quote by SK8RDUDE411
I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#29
Quote by timo1
And you had to go to some refugee camp with internet,but you only got a minute or so per day


I'd play more guitar and make more videos

The computers at work and in the editing station at school don't have internet and I spend hours on those setups. It doesn't bother me much...
#30
Find it.
..is a girl
Quote by RPGoof
WAT
How about just send a ship at the speed up light directly to the sun, and the gravity will pull it towards the sun, thus speeding it over the speed of light.

#31
Probably get through my increasingly massive stacks of unread books and unplayed games and play guitar moar.

Although without the internet I'd probably have to develop a better ear