#1
I used the search bar, and got nothing. Share your epic battles, tactics, ask for help, etc.
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#2
Dude, get medieval 2: Total war
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#4
Kjell, how good is medieval 2: total war?

and i cant play my Rome: Total War. it wont work on our comp
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#5
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Kjell, how good is medieval 2: total war?

and i cant play my Rome: Total War. it wont work on our comp


Out of 10, I'd rate it 11.
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#6
Medieval 2 is amazing, far better than Rome: total war. Though if you wait a while Empire: totla war will be out
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Out of 10, I'd rate it 11.


really? awsome, ill go get it.

but this shitty comp wont play it
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#9
Dude, most epic game ever.

I did like Medieval but I prefer RTW's open map to the territory system in MTW.
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#10
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really? awsome, ill go get it.

but this shitty comp wont play it


Yeah it's pretty demanding =/

But worth a PC upgrade
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#11
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Yeah it's pretty demanding =/

But worth a PC upgrade


lol, but i wont be able to afford it.

and you only have territories in this apart from the open map i RTW???
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#12
Medieval II: Total War is the shiz!

I think these games deserve their own thread just because they're so...complex? I dunno.
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#13
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Medieval II: Total War is the shiz!

I think these games deserve their own thread just because they're so...complex? I dunno.

If you think M2:TW is complex you've obviously never tried Dominions 3. The manuel is 300 pages long
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#14
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Dude, get medieval 2: Total war

Already got it, and the explansion, but TBH the rome time period interests me more - Theres' not much variety in medi II, and also the pope gets in my way too damn much "What do you mean 'Stop attacking the Germans?' THEY ATTACKED ME FIRST!!!! ) The kingdoms expansion does allow theraputic bruning of Wales, Scotland and ireland though
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Already got it, and the explansion, but TBH the rome time period interests me more - Theres' not much variety in medi II, and also the pope gets in my way too damn much "What do you mean 'Stop attacking the Germans?' THEY ATTACKED ME FIRST!!!! ) The kingdoms expansion does allow theraputic bruning of Wales, Scotland and ireland though


you get that in the first MTW though, and if you dont stop he excommunicates you as well
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#16
Ah . . . Rome.

I must say my favorite part of that game was when I took Carthage and enslaved most of the population. The Egyptians (my main opponent and really the only empire that stood a chance against the might of Rome) tried to take it from me.

I had lost a lot of troops in taking the city so my forces in Carthage were weary and depleted. The defences were severely under-manned. The Egyptians sent in 4 or 5 different armies mainly composed of archers, spearmen, and chariots (I hate those ****ing chariots), one after the other. My 400 men defeated something like 10 to 15 times that amount of men in a series of 4 or 5 battles. The fields were strewn with the remains of the dead.
It was epic.

Anybody here remember Shogun?
#17
for me the best PC game i have every played. (not got medieval 2 yet ) th expansion packs were a bit pointless IMO. the game was fine as it was. barbarian assault i found to be too complicated for my frankly astonishing brain and alexander was too different
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