#4
I laughed out loud.
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#6
This campaign has actually had an astonishing level of success. A green party MP in New Zealand tried to bring a bill to ban it before parliament. Fortunately she got mentally pimp slapped by somebody of normal intelligence otherwise New Zealanders would not be able to drink.
#8
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This campaign has actually had an astonishing level of success. A green party MP in New Zealand tried to bring a bill to ban it before parliament. Fortunately she got mentally pimp slapped by somebody of normal intelligence otherwise New Zealanders would not be able to drink.



Really? I find this hard to believe. Could you point me towards a news article or something along the lines?
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What are some uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide?
Despite the known dangers of DHMO, it continues to be used daily by industry, government, and even in private homes across the U.S. and worldwide. Some of the well-known uses of Dihydrogen Monoxide are:

* as an industrial solvent and coolant,
* in nuclear power plants,
* by the U.S. Navy in the propulsion systems of some older vessels,
* by elite athletes to improve performance,
* in the production of Styrofoam,
* in biological and chemical weapons manufacture,
* in the development of genetically engineering crops and animals,
* as a spray-on fire suppressant and retardant,
* in so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health" clinics,
* as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
* as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
* in cult rituals,
* by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use),
* by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,

* by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption and inappropriate IM behavior,
* by the clientele at a number of bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,
* historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,
* in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture,

* during many recent religious and ethnic wars in the Middle East,
* by many terrorist organizations including al Quaeda,
* in community swimming pools to maintain chemical balance,
* in day care centers, purportedly for sanitary purposes,
* by software engineers, including those producing DICOM software SDKs,
* in animal research laboratories, and
* in pesticide production and distribution.


This is genius...
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#10
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This is genius...


lol some people got some students to sign a petition to ban DHMO. Apparently phrases such as "...it will almost certainly be present in your body as we speak..." and "...substantial amounts have even been discovered in the Antarctic..." convinced around 300 out of around 500 to sign it!
#12
I think it can be attributed to the 'oxide' part. I'm guess when people hear 'oxide,' they think of something bad, probably of corrosion of some sort.
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#13
This HAS to be a joke.


...right?
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#14
they have a "Donate Here" button, i wonder how much people have donated to them ahhah
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I think it can be attributed to the 'oxide' part. I'm guess when people hear 'oxide,' they think of something bad, probably of corrosion of some sort.
more like monoxide, everyone knows Carbon Monoxide is bad, and your average Joe wouldn't think of H20 when reading "dihydrogen monoxide"
#16
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Lol, no. I didn't think that anyone would really just blindly accept something like this... I suppose I was wrong.

This is pretty funny though.
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more like monoxide, everyone knows Carbon Monoxide is bad, and your average Joe wouldn't think of H20 when reading "dihydrogen monoxide"


We should go around yell about how bad Sodium Chloride is...
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#19
Well if it pisses off the Scientologists, I've gotta be behind it
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#20
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We should go around yell about how bad Sodium Chloride is...


I'm all for
#21
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well you cant say they lied about anything


And it says in the note at the bottom that the veracity of the published material is not implied. He can't be held liable for anything.

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#25
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Silicon dioxide is polluting our beaches!





We have to raise awarness of these vile pollutants of our Earth!
#26
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We should go around yell about how bad Sodium Chloride is...


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#28
Thank you for raising awareness for this madness, but it is no laughing matter.

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#29
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We should go around yell about how bad Sodium Chloride is...


dont even start!

sodium chloride can cause osteoporosis, asthma and even KILL YOU! ZOMFG!!!

despite this, many people consume this substance DAILY!

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#30
"A similar study conducted by U.S. researchers Patrick K. McCluskey and Matthew Kulick also found that nearly 90 percent of the citizens participating in their study were willing to sign a petition to support an outright ban on the use of Dihydrogen Monoxide in the United States. "

#32
reminds me of something i saw a while back, where someone was asking the public if they thought we should get rid of womans sufferage, and most people asked said yes (most of those were women too)