#1
Pit, i need you help.

my friend is getting really clingy to me, and is really pissing me off. i have a much better time when he is not there and i'm with my other friends.

he always trys to be like noel fielding. and he trys to say funny things like noel but fails constantly.

also, he always says stuff like "i'm going to ****in kill you" and then "you know i love you really"

(he is bi-sexual)

i don't want him to piss off, but i don't want to lose him as a mate.

PIT, WHAT CAN I DO?
Last edited by ZZE at Sep 29, 2008,
#2
A friend always tells the truth. I can't give you any other advice. This is just it. By the way, don't try to piss him off, you don't want to be 11.
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#4
Say look, you're a mate and all that, but dude, I need some space.

If he is your mate, that's all he needs to hear.

As a good friend once said to me:

You don't need explanations for friends, they should understand.
You don't need explanations for enemies, for they'll not believe you.
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A friend always tells the truth. I can't give you any other advice. This is just it. By the way, don't try to piss him off, you don't want to be 11.


+1
#6
The "you know I love you, really" is implied in the "i'm going to f*ckin' kill you"

So yes... he is being clingy. If he says unfunny things... just tell him, no point he continue to make a fool of himself.
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#7
tell him he is being annoying. my and my friends tell each other that stuff all the time.
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Tell him to piss off but you still wanna be his mate.


lol how does that work? Sorry TS I just don't want to give any advice that might not work
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#10
Make a Reese's Peanut Butter cup trail to the train station, and hire some goons to force him onto one. You remain anonymous.

Or just be honest, and let him know he acts in a way that pisses you off sometimes.
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Rape him.


I'm making it known now that I do not like the phrase, "Rape him" or some other words used in a similar manner. It's insensitive no matter what context you use it. That being said, please don't use it ever again. Just grow up a little, okay?
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Last edited by Harmonius at Sep 29, 2008,
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lol how does that work? Sorry TS I just don't want to give any advice that might not work

You just gotta believe
#16
Haha, I do the same thing.

I always tell my friend I'm going to kill him/wish he was dead, but not before he does a favor for me. Hilarity ensues.

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#17
He's a Bi-sexual...apparently.
To be honest most "bi's" are saying it for the attention.
Just tell him the truth.

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I'm making it known now that I do not like the phrase, "Rape him" or some other work to the equivalent. It's insensitive no matter what context you use it. That being said, please don't use it ever again. Just grow up a little, okay?

you know that saying that in the pit will only end in getting more of said word?


but on topic; i've got a friend like this, except he's to damn stupid to understand anything. just try and tell him, if indeed he is a real friend, he'll understand.
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#19
When he acts like that, make it clear that you're pissed off with him, without actually telling him that you're pissed off with him. And when he tries to be funny, don't humour him, don't laugh, just say something like: "No. Just no."
#20
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he's also emo and i'm like his only friend at the moment.




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#21
Be friends with another guy who is bi. Then bring him along with you and this friend you already have. Then you can still hang out with him and he probably wont be annoying to you. But who knows this could back fire.
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#22
If he's bi you should just satisfy his desires and shut him up. One blowjob saves you a lot of trouble.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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I'm making it known now that I do not like the phrase, "Rape him" or some other words used in a similar manner. It's insensitive no matter what context you use it. That being said, please don't use it ever again. Just grow up a little, okay?



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#25
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When he acts like that, make it clear that you're pissed off with him, without actually telling him that you're pissed off with him. And when he tries to be funny, don't humour him, don't laugh, just say something like: "No. Just no."


i quite like that idea.

also his girlfirend recently broke up with him.

and i don't want him to do something stupid. (suicide)
#26
he also said when i was playing "God Only Knows" by the Beach Boys on my ipod "this is our song"

*shakes head*
#27
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he also said when i was playing "God Only Knows" by the Beach Boys on my ipod "this is our song"

*shakes head*



Oh my god


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#28
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I'm making it known now that I do not like the phrase, "Rape him" or some other words used in a similar manner. It's insensitive no matter what context you use it. That being said, please don't use it ever again. Just grow up a little, okay?


Maybe you've had bad experiences relating to the phrase?
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#29
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he also said when i was playing "God Only Knows" by the Beach Boys on my ipod "this is our song"

*shakes head*



The Beach Boys are ****ing brutal
#30
This question is posted on UG, and your surprised by the responses ?
#31
Tell him you're not interested in him sexually (if you think that's the problem?), and that you need some space sometimes, so you'd like it if he could be less clingy. Be truthful.
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#32
What is up with everyone acting like that
i know loads of people who have turned into that

i really dislike that
#33
You'll probably find he doesn't have many other friends or that he isn't as close to the other people you hang out with as you are. I think you should discretely encourage him to spend more time with the others or get them to spend more time with him. Don't be to obvious bout it, it'd just get awkward
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#34
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Pit, i need you help.

my friend is getting really clingy to me, and is really pissing me off. i have a much better time when he is not there and i'm with my other friends.

he always trys to be like noel fielding. and he trys to say funny things like noel but fails constantly.

also, he always says stuff like "i'm going to ****in kill you" and then "you know i love you really"

(he is bi-sexual)

i don't want him to piss off, but i don't want to lose him as a mate.

PIT, WHAT CAN I DO?


Wow, thats crazy. I have the same problem!
Except I'm almost positive my friend is straight.

I find he likes attention because his family life isn't great. Its sad really, but still pisses me off. I've distanced myself a bit in the last week, has worked well. I have much more fun. We still talk and stuff of course, he's just less annoying.
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#35
tell him, if he takes it poorly then you just wont be friends anymore
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