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doctor told me this morning, im pretty bummed. my throat is incredibly swollen right now, its very painful to swallow.

so my question is, what are some good things i could eat/drink that wont hurt to swallow? cuz i really need some nutrients in me and i dont know where to start cuz i can barely swallow my own saliva without feeling significant pain.

any help is appreciated.
#4
That'll teach you to be less slutty.

Or at least not to drink after the other guys in the locker room.
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#6
Pudding
Ice cream
Jell-o
Potato Chips
Spray cheese


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I lied about the chips..
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#7
I had stereo once. Stop complaining.
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#8
Ice Cream.

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... That was bad Kensai.

... Even for you.
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#10
Man I caught mono from this ***** at school, that shit sucks. You can eat you know like ice cream, popsicles, that sort of thing. Just be prepared for feeling like shit for a long time. The only upside to me getting it was that I lost ten pounds and felt great when I got better.
#11
I always drink milk if my throat hurts, and I think it helps, maybe it's the fat in it or something.
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#12
you should go into the nearest major city and lick the faces of people you dont know. that will teach them to not know you.
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#15
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I always drink milk if my throat hurts, and I think it helps, maybe it's the fat in it or something.

Milk actually makes you cough more....
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^somebody get this man 30 million dollars.
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#18
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I had stereo once. Stop complaining.

Oh my god! I beat kensai to it!!
#21
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I had stereo once. Stop complaining.


Yeah but mono is the loneliest.
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Milk actually makes you cough more....

Well, it shouldn't, since it tends to make your throat rather slick and mucous-ey.
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doctor told me this morning, im pretty bummed. my throat is incredibly swollen right now, its very painful to swallow.

so my question is, what are some good things i could eat/drink that wont hurt to swallow? cuz i really need some nutrients in me and i dont know where to start cuz i can barely swallow my own saliva without feeling significant pain.

any help is appreciated.

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#26
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... That was bad Kensai.

... Even for you.


Lolcats said it first

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Oh my god! I beat kensai to it!!


You win this round...

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Yeah but mono is the loneliest.


I've seen lonelier
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#30
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I've seen lonelier


Your penis doesn't count Kjell.
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#33
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#37
**** that, drink coffee, tea, or boil ginger in a mug, squeeze in a shitload of lemon, add sugar, and you're good.

Or swallow a brick and hope it scrapes away all the nasty shit in your throat.
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#38
if you suck on chocolate so it melts it helps......i do it when ever i have a sour through but cant remeber if i did it when i had mono or not
#39
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Or swallow a brick and hope it scrapes away all the nasty shit in your throat.

But remember to take photos of the following shat bricks.
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