#1


LOL had to share it =]
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#2
I entered this thread expecting methods which would increase the rate of movement for my steamed rice.

I am sorely disappointed.
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#3
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how to make your toyota faster?

I'm lost

and yeah that's kinda funny I guess
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#4
i too was hoping for a way to boil rice faster
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Quote by PlayMadness
I entered this thread expecting methods which would increase the rate of movement for my steamed rice.

I am sorely disappointed.

I was thinking the same thing, then I would make a witty comment like, "What next? Tips on how to make my car tastier?"
#11
Sorry guys, I guess to make your rice faster, you could use


But it might get a little too burnt for your liking..
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#13
I was hoping you had a method to make my 5 Minute Rice cook a lot faster. You disappoint me, TS.
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I entered this thread expecting methods which would increase the rate of movement for my steamed rice.

I am sorely disappointed.
I thought it'd be about how to cook it faster meself.
#15
I have a rice cooker, which cooks rice really fast.
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#16
Where's my rice cooking tips?
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#19
Wait...

THE HELL'S MY RICE AT?
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#20
As I am Chinese, I was obligated to check out this thread. I am sorely disappointed and I will proceed to jam chopsticks through your nose and into your brain.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#22
um, i only count six ways, whats the seventh?
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#23
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I entered this thread expecting methods which would increase the rate of movement for my steamed rice.

I am sorely disappointed.


+1
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#24
Where the **** is my rice!?
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#25
i want my rice
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#27
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I entered this thread expecting methods which would increase the rate of movement for my steamed rice.

I am sorely disappointed.

So was I
#29
.....psst! Me thinks the C and D keys are next to each other and he meant faster ride.


Although I was expecting some great rice tips too
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#30
I counted 6 ways

I also expected a thread about how to cook rice faster. Why do you type with boxing gloves on?
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#31
Ow. That hurt my brain.


Ow.
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#32
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.....psst! Me thinks the C and D keys are next to each other and he meant faster ride.


Although I was expecting some great rice tips too



Psst, you think wrong.

That's why at the top of the picture it says "ricer".

Btw I found this pretty funny. It should be labelled "+"1000 HP etc, and where the fvck is No.7???
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#35
Damn. I was hoping this'd be about cooking rice faster. My cooker in Uni is shit and I could do with some faster rice cooking methods.
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