#1
So my "mate" left me at McDonalds 30 mins from my house and made me walk home while he drove. How do I get him back? I want it to be bad but not too harsh, like I'm not gonna kick the shit out of him. I was thinking of slapping him really hard but I don't think I'll be as pissed off tomorrow as I am now. Any ideas pit?
#2
Accept that he is a douchebag and move on?
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#4
Burn his car down and break his mother's legs.
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#5
a 30 minute drive?

thats like a half days walk




edit: and wtf, driving half an hour to a mcdonalds?
Last edited by seljer at Sep 29, 2008,
#7
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Accept that he is a douchebag and move on?


He gets away with too much shit, and then literally cries when it happens to him. He deserves it for being such a pussy.
#8
Get a new friend.

Try for one that isn't a complete douche.
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#9
I think hes doing you a favor by helping you burn some calories....


....Pee on him
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#12
Take a shit on his car.
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#13
Trench his lawn

OR


Hide in his shower and laugh at his insufficient penis?


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Trench his lawn

OR


Hide in his shower and laugh at his insufficient penis?

he doesnt want to become a registered sex offender
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#17
make him eat a frozen shite.
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#19
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make him eat a frozen shite.

Invite him to the movies, and mix it into his frozen drink/slushy.
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#20
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Invite him to the movies, and mix it into his frozen drink/slushy.



genius.

The prank hinges on how "cool" your mum is with you papping shites into the freezer I suppose.
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#21
The pit are so harsh, molotov his house
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#23
God the pit is so full off poo related responses tonight
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#24
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God the pit is so full off poo related responses tonight
Think about how horrifying it is when you've stood on shite.

Now think about how horifying it would be if you found a shit on your far, or realised you were drinking a shit slushie.

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So my "mate" left me at McDonalds 30 mins from my house and made me walk home while he drove. How do I get him back? I want it to be bad but not too harsh, like I'm not gonna kick the shit out of him. I was thinking of slapping him really hard but I don't think I'll be as pissed off tomorrow as I am now. Any ideas pit?


you should get a bunch of vasaline and put in the toilet so when he takes a piss it splashes all over him and plus to get it out he'll have to use his hands
#26
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He gets away with too much shit, and then literally cries when it happens to him. He deserves it for being such a pussy.
you seem to be the one whining here.
find better friends. move on.
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#27
Chloroform him and put him in the trunk of his car.
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#28
Wait for a time when his car is parked in full sunlight. Completely cover it in several layers of saran wrap.

If you can get access to his shampoo, mix it with Nair.

Plant cannabis on his property somewhere where he's not likely to find it. Call the cops on him.

That should do it.
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#29
That's like what Dwight did in the first episode of season five of the Office. Maybe he thinks
you're fat and you need excercise.
#30
Grow up, and stop hanging around him.


That'll drive him mad crazy.
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