#1
Hello brethren,

I need about 1700$ to buy me a brand spankin' new Triple XXX half stack . I'm sendin' off for a Social Insurance Number so I can get a job at my local grocery store but, that could take a while so, I wanna get makin' some cash while I wait. I have thought about mowing the lawn but, I'm English and people around here are French. That being said, people in my school are English so, I was thinkin' about selling gum at school. My parents have a membership at costco so I could buy it in bulk if stuff started to pick up. Have any of you guys tried this? Were you a joke or did people actually buy it? Any tips or tricks? Any way of advertising? and any other ideas on how I could make some cash?

Thanks.
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#3
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sell any crap you don't need on ebay

sell drugs

sell your body

start a pyramid scheme

start a cult
#4
Mow people's lawns.
Or, teach guitar to people for like $20 a lesson.
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#5
Gum? that'll make you fast cash...



Sell something you don't need.
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#6
Work under the table
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#8
Sell sperm/ plasma. You can make some decent money that way
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#10
hoar yourself to every woman and girl in town, chef did that and look how awesome he is
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#11
20 bucks per lesson. wow def not. you can see professionals whos job it is to teach for like 15. if anything you should do it for 10 bucks per 30min lesson.
#13
I sold candy in middle school. I made about $20 for every $6 I spent (when I wasn't eating the candy or giving it free to friends). But it wasn't gum. It was this candy called razz-ma-tazz. It was like these red strips with sour/sweet powder/sugar. I put ten strips in a bag and then sold it for a dollar, 10 cents for one. And for a quarter you could get three, to avoid tedious change. It was a good deal until the administration made me stop.

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hoar yourself to every woman and girl in town, chef did that and look how awesome he is

Look up the definition of hoar. Please
#14
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sell any crap you don't need on ebay

sell drugs

sell your body

start a pyramid scheme

start a cult


Yes I will start a cult! something to do with science... because people who don't believe in god say they believe in science... something that sounds like an actual study... something that will cost a lot of money to come to.... I KNOW! I'll call it SCIENCEOLOGY... no no... SCIENTOLOGY! that's it! and people will pay me money for alien exorcisms!

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Mow people's lawns.
Or, teach guitar to people for like $20 a lesson.


Like the guitar lesson idea. I think I'll do that.
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lol

Good call, very good call
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#16
Invest in the stock market.
Ya that's the ticket.
You could probably buy the entire thing for a dime in the next day or so.
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Invest in the stock market.
Ya that's the ticket.
You could probably buy the entire thing for a dime in the next day or so.
I'd rather have the dime in a currency I can't use


#18
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Invest in the stock market.
Ya that's the ticket.
You could probably buy the entire thing for a dime in the next day or so.


Lol. U.S. stock market R pwned.
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#19
Easy..

pimp it up man !
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#20
Gum actually isn't a bad idea. People will probably willing to pay a quarter or so, and it'll cost a nickel at the most from Costco. No substitute for a real job, but you could make a healthy profit.
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Lol. U.S. stock market R pwned.

Lol World are owned.
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Invest in the stock market.
Ya that's the ticket.
You could probably buy the entire thing for a dime in the next day or so.

wow, do u know how bad our conomy is right now?
you will be the dumbest person if u invest in the stock market right now
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#23
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wow, do u know how bad our conomy is right now?
you will be the dumbest person if u invest in the stock market right now



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#24
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wow, do u know how bad our conomy is right now?
you will be the dumbest person if u invest in the stock market right now

Hence the buy it for a dime statement.
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#25
Did the Dow Jones seriously drop 700 points again?
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#26
Oh my God it did. Hahaha. Wow. Jeez we're gonna need to get into another world war to get us out of this crap