things you would say about your guitar/bass that you wouldn't say about your gf/bf

#4
"those jeans make you look fat"


-mroe
Quote by wemonir
some guy asked me if i wanted to go back to his apartment and spin around on his weiner but i told him i had to go to the dentist
#5
Come with me... out of the kitchen.
Quote by red18420
There is no point except party and be healthy and happy. Also money is not something to live for. If i didnt need money for drugs and beer i would give mine away.


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#6
My guitar isn't locked up in my basement.
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You'll Never Walk Alone
#7
this ones old and stupid but,
im thinking about trading it in for a newer model.
#11
Quote by RU Experienced?
I can sit and listen to my guitar for hours.

HA! Nice
#12
My guitar has the worst tone ever.

amidoinitrite?
Quote by Grundy0
Never forget what really matters in life, friends and family.
Team Pale Yellow?
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Mom <3
#16
I love fingering you until the wee hours of the morning.

.. I wish I wasn't single.
Quote by woodenbandman
I guess that the rebellious, strong guy is more appealing than the guy who worships the ground you walk on and would take a bullet for you.

Gear:
Cordoba C5-Ce
Martin DX121
Martin LXM
Ibanez S520EX-> Weeping Demon Wah-> Roland Cube 20x
#20
Most things, seeing as my boyfriend/girlfriend is non existant *pouts*
Hypothetically however
"Want a neck rub?"
call me Shelby

#22
I can finger my guitar all night long

I cant finger my girlfriend


Because I dont have one
Quote by Le_Bunny
Money doesn't fuel good music. Passion does.

#23
My guitar has a volume nob that goes all the way down.
My guitar doesn't refuse me to play it.
My guitar will never find out I've been playing another guitar behind its back.
New To Town With A Made Up Name

In The Angel's City

Chasing Fortune And Fame
09/03/2012
#25
I drew on your face with a magic marker.
Due what you want as long as you vote Due!
#28
Her curves are absolutely wonderful. I don't even need to fool around with her; I could just gaze at her beautiful, black body for hours. When I take her in my hands, it's like magic. With an old one of mine, I once took her by her neck and smashed her all over the stage.

Yep, I love my PRS, but my old Fender was pretty cool, too, until I lost it via stage antics.
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
Quote by The Madcap
[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

Quote by Kensai

Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

Quote by Dirge Humani
Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#29
I don't have to force my guitar to sit on my lap, unlike the little kids in my neighborhood.
Quote by The_Paranoia

I love you.
#31
I got blistered from too much slapping
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#32
Your strings are dirty?
Need fashion advice?

Quote by PaperStSoapCo
I wish I had a dick like a black guy instead of my little white dick.

Quote by JoelTheShredder
i love you more than words can express jean.


I saw Rick Astley in Quebec City, on April 10th 2009. Best day of my life!
#33
Why are you rusty!??!?!?!1
Quote by cakeandpiemofo
Of course I don't wanna go in the woods. There's bears in there.


Quote by Deliriumbassist
Jeff Ament is a sexy sexy beast.



Quote by Karvid
Yes. Chest hair = automatic awesome. Even if you're a woman.
#34
Damn girl, you got a nice body. .......sigh....
Quote by bizkitday4eva
You know suicide is just as bad as killing yourself



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