#1
Ever since I've started seriously playing, I've lost touch with why I wanted to play in the first place.
Which was because I love music, now it seems it's slowly drifting away.

Why do you play guitar?
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#2
I want to impress jesus after I die.
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#5
It's just a hobby, like watching TV or surfing the Web. I do it to pass time, I guess. It's also rewarding when I hear a song and think, "I wish I could play that," and a few days later, I can.
It's difficult to win unless you're bored.
#6
And I want to impress Jesus' girlfriend.
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#8
Ask the five naked cheerleaders in my bed.
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#9
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And I want to impress Jesus' girlfriend.


I wouldn't go near here, she's like the heaven's bike: everybody's taken a ride.
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#10
I play because its just something i love doing i guess
EDIT: Also, if you start getting board, learn a new song thats a challenge to you. One of the greatest feelings is finally being able to play a difficult song after working on it for weeks
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#11
For the chicks, why else?
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#13
The pit's made me lose interest
...
I'm supposed to be learning a song. Yet I'm here!

Oh well.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#14
Because I love music.

Also, if the devil ever challenges me to a duel for my soul...
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#15
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Because I love music.

Also, if the devil ever challenges me to a duel for my soul...



You could get a golden guitar out of that.
#17
why not?


/philosophical viewpoint
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#18
i play to make music, whether people hear it or not. for me, I tend to vent away my problems or sadness with music. i play because it's soothing and for me, it soothes my heart.
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#19
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You could get a golden guitar out of that.


That's what I'm hoping. That son of a bitch needs to realize, I'm the best there's ever been.

/ego
Gunpowder: FUCKING ROCKS!!!
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[witty set-up]
Gunpowder FUCKING ROCKS!!!!!

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Gunpowder you fucking rock!!

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Now I can say, with sufficient certainly, that you, Gunpowder...

FUCK ROCKS!
#20
Blowjobs.

To be honest, I have been an avid music player my whole life. And guitar felt like the next step after violin and sax.
Get a Carvin. Do it.
#21
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To pick up middle school girls.

AMIRITE?


Totally!... Middle schoolers are a bit old though.
McLovin is my hero!

It's not the going that the pit cares about.
It's the coming.
#22
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That's what I'm hoping. That son of a bitch needs to realize, I'm the best there's ever been.

/ego



*Crazy fiddl . . . errr . . . guitar solo*
#23
B/c it's not only an uncontrollable fire burning deep in my loins, but in my soul as well. Without music I am nothing. I will follow it to the ends of the world if that's what it takes.

I am done.
...because the last thing the world needs is another metal guitarist.

Me.

My band.

I like Fall Out Boy. I don't like you.
#24
i play cause its only the coolest insturment on teh face of the earth(correct me if im wrong) and also for sumthing to do and it give sumthing to relate to with other gutiar player.. and pone wat with other non guitar players :P
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#25
I don't really know why I started, but now I keep doing it because I feel lost without it
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#26
i do it for the lols
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#27
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You could get a golden guitar out of that.



Wouldnt that be super heavy and play horribly?
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#28
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I heard it makes you really good at masturbating.


I'm back. Cower in fear, mortals.

Claudio Sanchez is my hero.
#29
Have you ever been on stage?

It's pure motherfu**ing adrenaline.

That and it's fun as hell.
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