#3
I might need one. A friend has recently taken a liking to raping my ear with a viola bow.
#6
Hahahahaha....just Hahahahaha
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#7
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I might need one. A friend has recently taken a liking to raping my ear with a viola bow.



LOLOL
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#8
DUDE!!! You can get them at Church's Chicken restaraunts. Awesome, earsex and fried chicken...never woulda thought of that on my own.
#12
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#15
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lol

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Nose sex comes after belly button sex and before emergency trach hole sex.
#16
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Nose sex comes after belly button sex and before emergency trach hole sex.

What about urethra sex?
#20
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lol

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Sorry to ruin your awesome joke, but they did that in the first season of SNL.
#21
Is that when you listen to a band like NIN or Imogen Heap singing??
Its pure sex to my ears!!!
Maybe you put those on your headphones to stay safe!!
#22
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Sorry to ruin your awesome joke, but they did that in the first season of SNL.



Haha, it wasn't a joke man. I found it on that website.
#23
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LOLOL DAMN RIGHT
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#24
Quote by af_the_fragile
Is that when you listen to a band like NIN or Imogen Heap singing??
Its pure sex to my ears!!!
Maybe you put those on your headphones to stay safe!!



yea all that and penis to ear penatration
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#26
"* Put the condom on as soon as the penis is erect! "Pre-cum" (fluids released from the penis during the early stages of erection) can cause pregnancy or pass on an STD."

lol?
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#27
Quote by af_the_fragile
^you've gotta have a pretty tiny penis to manage that!!



Unless you have such a robust penis that you can tear through all of the cartilage that makes up the ear.
#31
Jesus Christ, I thought this was only in Family Guy.

Won't she feel very light-headed as the sperm slowly swim towards her brain to fertilize it and turn her into a sperm mutant? Doesn't sound good to me, either.
#35
Wtf
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#36
The picture in the FAQ looks painful to say the least.
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#39
I really wish I knew about this before I contracted HIV from ear sex.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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