Kid at my old High School arrested for Mushroom stamping fellow student!

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#5
That is just amazing
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#7
There's only 900 kids in my high school. In my graduating class, there was only around 180. I also just graduated last year, so this is pretty big news to me.

Another fun tidbit I should share, is that our old ROTC director was recently arrested for sexual harassment. Fun fun.

Mexico New York. It's a small town.
#8
Haha me too man, me too.
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#10
How the hell do you hit someone in the face with your penis by surprise?
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#12


i tried to leave a comment, but it has to be approved by the editors, so i doubt its going to be put on there.

this is just silly though. what kind of person actually does that?
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How the hell do you hit someone in the face with your penis by surprise?

Brings meaning to the term "whip it out".
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i tried to leave a comment, but it has to be approved by the editors, so i doubt its going to be put on there.

this is just silly though. what kind of person actually does that?


I don't know yet, but my friends are trying to find names and such. I guess it was a girl who was on the receiving end:

"On 9/26/08 at 3:35 p.m., a 16 year old male residing in the Town of Mexico was arrested for Endangering the Welfare of a Child, a class A misdemeanor, and Sexual Abuse, Third Degree, and Public Lewdness, both class B misdemeanors, after being accused of hitting a female student in the face with his penis after asking her if she had ever had a “mushroom stamp.” The incident occurred while riding on a school bus in the presence of other students. "
#16
People don't think before acting anymore


Think about if that was your daughter, or if that was you, ya know? Inconsiderate selfish bastards

That girl's dad would probably beat the shit out of him if he got the chance.
#17
wow........... i guess they go crazy south of the border with what they got south of the border
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No, it's more of a hick town in northern New York state.
#21
Friend: Hey whats up? whatcha workin on there?
Girl: Oh nothing, just finishing lunch.
Friend:what did youu have?
Girl:This asian chicken, some noodles, rice, mushrooms-
Friend: Mu-Mu-M-MUSHROOMZ?!11?
Girl: yea they are really go-
Friend: U EVEAR GET MUSHROOM STAMP 2?!!1
Girl: Mushroom stamp? what the hill is a-
*zip*
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRWWWWWWWWGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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How the hell do you hit someone in the face with your penis by surprise?

Truly begs the question doesn't it?
#23
That is the funniest thing I've read all month
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#26
well, i need to learn to read better, for that could've been avoided easily
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I think I'm going to Digg this and 4chan it.



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Resist the urge my friend, or else we will see this happening all over America. The chan cannot know!


I can't help it!

*goes to 4chan*
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I can't help it!

*goes to 4chan*



You've... you've just lost the battle my friend. You cannot come back from this. *Kills you like Simon Pegg killed his mother in Shaun of the Dead*

It... had to be done, for the sake of humanity.
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He should be stabbed in the jugular.



Stabbed with a... penis, right? A mushroom press, mirite?
#35
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Stabbed with a... penis, right? A mushroom press, mirite?


I can see it right now: judge smacks down the gavel and sentences him to a mushroom press, the bailiff proceeds to take off his pants...

#36
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You've... you've just lost the battle my friend. You cannot come back from this. *Kills you like Simon Pegg killed his mother in Shaun of the Dead*

It... had to be done, for the sake of humanity.


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#37
too funny
and why the **** would anyone want to live in a city called mexico
thats just ridiculous
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#38
omg This is so funny I did this when I was 17 years old to some guy in the middle of my film class. I got in so much trouble and got charged with lewd conduct. I thought i had been the only person in the world to do it, and look i was wrong he probably should not of done it to a girl. I did it to a guy which i think helped my case but it was funny and word got around quickly and uh it was just ****ing hillarious. Also we video taped it but after we started being questioned buy authorities we quickly deleted it. So no physical proof ever appeared. And it became word against word and everyone lied for me and said my zipper was down and my finger was through my zipper which by the way is a crime, you can not have your zipper down in the great state of Delaware.
I argued with the school cop and said so if I came out of the bathroom with my zipper down would you arrest me and he replied "of course it's a crime" word for word.
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#40
if he did that to me hed get meat checked thats all i could say:]
but its funny as hell that he did it to someone else lol

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