#1
Well, I have. For anyone who does not know, its a mix of Doritos, Sun chips, Cheetos, and pretzels. Personally, I find this to be an excellent mix, except for the GODDAMN PRETZELS, I ****IN HATE THE PRETZELS!!! I don't need those goddamn sharp-ass pretzels poking holes through my cheeks while I'm trying to enjoy some munchies. So...without further adieu, I give you my design for the ultimate pretzel killing device:



What do you think? Should I pursue this and get it patented?
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ever had fritos and chili? 'sgood



aye. its very good.

my mom made some kind of baked chili with fritos in it. it was awesome.
#5
I'm not a fan of the pretzels ... but seriously? Don't you have anything better to do?
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how come nobody lieks the pretels?
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#8
Sorry bro.
i feel the pretzels taste good when eaten in a handful of the other snacks.
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#9
lol. My friend was complaining about this today, too. He gave me his pretzels. Personally, I think the pretzels are awesome, but you should still get your machine patented, because you'll definitely have people who will buy it. . . except for the fact that taking out the pretzels by hand isn't that hard.
#10
Sounds like a good idea, but it might not get all of the pretzels out.
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Sounds like a good idea, but it might not get all of the pretzels out.


With an early prototype, you may need to run your mix through a few times to get all the little buggers out.
#13
my cousin was actually talking about writing a letter to the company to try to get them to remove the pretzels. i told him he was probably the only person who hated them. guess i was wrong
#14
i kinda like the pretzels, it gives it some salty taste, balances out the flavor!
#15
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i kinda like the pretzels, it gives it some salty taste, balances out the flavor!


So the Doritos, Sun Chips, and Cheetos aren't salty? Pretzels are no more than tasteless filler.
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i kinda like the pretzels, it gives it some salty taste, balances out the flavor!

I bite off the little salt pieces and put the pretzels back in the bag.

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#18
I really like the pretzels.
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Or you could buy a bag of doritos, a bag of cheetos, and a bag of sunchips and mix 'em all up.


Or you could STFU.


The pretzels rule.
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Pretzels are my favorite.
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genius!
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#26
Munchies are great. So are the pretzels. If you don't want the pretzels just buy a bag of Doritos, Cheetos, and Sunchips. Like someone said earlier
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#27
I hate those fukking pretzels too. I would rummage thru the bag and throw all the pretzels to my dog.

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FRITO PIES? I love those things.
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#28
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Munchies are great. So are the pretzels. If you don't want the pretzels just buy a bag of Doritos, Cheetos, and Sunchips. Like someone said earlier

that's way more expensive. this product will save you money in the long run
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that's way more expensive. this product will save you money in the long run

or you could just find someone to eat your pretzels for you
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or you could just find someone to eat your pretzels for you

then they'll get greedy and want some of the other mix. that cannot be sacrificed!
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then they'll get greedy and want some of the other mix. that cannot be sacrificed!


That's why I gave the pretzels to my dog.
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#32
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That's why I gave the pretzels to my dog.

well, for those without dogs or with dogs but do not want to feed their dog junk food, this is a perfect product
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Thanks for the defense cheeseman, Jon Lajoie shall never forget you, you get the first of the mass production models
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Thanks for the defense cheeseman, Jon Lajoie shall never forget you, you get the first of the mass production models

forget that, let's fuck!
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Thanks for the defense cheeseman, Jon Lajoie shall never forget you, you get the first of the mass production models

pretzels are stupid and i dont respect them, thats right i just anihilate them, i want 3