#1
It's 12am and since 9.30 I have just eaten:

5 1/2 croissants
12 chocolate cup cakes
4 pack of jafa cakes
1 pack of double choc chip cookies
2x 230g Cadburys Fruit & Nut chocolate
3 bowls Wheatflakes with semi-skimmed milk
1 big tube of salt & vinager pringles
1/4 fruit cake
A whole 375g box of crunchy nut w/skimmed milk

I guess if I keep going like this I will be a toothless morbidly obese diabetic Shit.

What is the most you have eaten in one go?

Afternoon edit: I then consumed another two 230g cadbury chocolate bars, 1 medium bar of Galaxy chocolate, another pack of cookies, another half a pack of Jaffa Cakes and a bag of chips (fries).

Hahha I don't even want to know how far I have over shot the daily recommended no. of calories, let alone sugar, salt and fat levels.

If I never post here again you can be sure I died of heart failure in the night
Last edited by radio_schizo at Sep 30, 2008,
#4
smoke another one fatty
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#6
i would eat a whole lot more if we had more food in the house
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#8
i ate the lolwut pear once, felt really good.
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#9
why in gods name did you eat all that?!? WHY?!


WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!?????????
#10
That's a lot

I remember eating about 5 pieces of chicken, an order of french fries and corn on the cob with Pepsi.

I couldn't stand afterward
#12
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15 tacos and a large pizza is my personal best.

okay, now THAT'S alot
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#13
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why in gods name did you eat all that?!? WHY?!


WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!!?????????

I dunno I guess it started off with a case of mild morning hunger then a combination of gluttony, sugar craving, boredom, depression and curiosity turned it into a mammoth binge.
#14
I'd say you're on the way to an eating disorder..
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#15
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i ate the lolwut pear once, felt really good.

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#16
A whole family sized Ginsters steak pie plus chips.

That was one awesome meal.
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#17
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I'd say you're on the way to an eating disorder..

I think it's too late...this is the 4th day in a row I have binge ate and the 9th/10th in the past month. Most of the times I eat so much crap I feel I have get as much out of my system as possible, so I force myself to to vomit. I know that doing this is really bad but after you try it once it kinda comes addictive. I don't know why but I kinda momentarily enjoy the recklessness and rush of just eating as much crap as you want even though you know you are gonna feel like shit for doing it. F**k I used to have such a healthy diet but now I am just destined for a life of diabetes and fatness if I can't stop these binges
#18
You have diabetes... seriously.

Or something like that.

And please take this post seriously.


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#19
Maybe stock up on fruit and vegies. That way next time you go mental you wont feel as bad after, and it's healthy.

Or just drink as much water as you can, I've tried that. Then you count the amout of seconds total you spend pissing in the hour or 2 after.
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#20
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Maybe stock up on fruit and vegies. That way next time you go mental you wont feel as bad after, and it's healthy.

Or just drink as much water as you can, I've tried that. Then you count the amout of seconds total you spend pissing in the hour or 2 after.

I usually eat really healthily just this past week all I want to eat is junk and sugary proccessed crap.
#21
Just get it out of your system. Then get back to your normal routine as soon as possible.

Allow yourself to indulge, then tell yourself enough is enough. Pick yourself up, dust yourself off and get back to being healhy.
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#23
20 lamb chops, a bowl of noodles and a bowl of salad was the most i ever had.
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#24
A Ryvita and a baby tomato.

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#25
Idk, but with Cluck-U chicken i can just sit there and eat and eat and eat. well I'm about to amke pancakes, I guess I'll post how many I eat.
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#26
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Idk, but with Cluck-U chicken i can just sit there and eat and eat and eat. well I'm about to amke pancakes, I guess I'll post how many I eat.



Oh my God. Has UG ever had a pancake eating contest? I bet they have, but I just wanna make sure cause that would be epic!
#27
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Oh my God. Has UG ever had a pancake eating contest? I bet they have, but I just wanna make sure cause that would be epic!


Want me to make one???
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#28
2 Steaks and an entire 5-pack of Mi Goreng noodles.

Thats from what I remember anyway...
#29
Once me and my friend had a contest to see who could eat the most Chinese food at the Chinese food buffet. I won, and had the shits for the next 8 hours.

We had to eat 4 full plates of Chinese food and 2 bowls of Ice Cream.
#30
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dk, but with Cluck-U chicken i can just sit there and eat and eat and eat. well I'm about to amke pancakes, I guess I'll post how many I eat.


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#33
A huge italian pizza I think, can't remember how bit it was but it was pretty big lol
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#34
Damn TS! That's a lot, you better stop man.
Me, I think it's this:
A Big Mac+ Large fries+large coke+a cheeseburger+a chocolate sundae