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If You See Me Posting In The Pit HIT ME.
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My hamster used to bite me when I picked it up, then it got too old and fat to bite and died in a pool of it's own vomit.

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That's the rockstar way to go. I salute him.
The funniest part is, he had a lyrics sheet...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.


My love for you
Is like a truck
ouch that hurts my ears
Die Ruhe vor dem Sturm.
that was horrible....
First Emo of the Bass Militia PM DinkyDaisy to join
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Did your know your son likes to fap?

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I'd rather shove a Pidgeot up my arse than spend any time with Jimmy Page.

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You win for making me really laugh.

add that:
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The funniest part is, he had a lyrics sheet...

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Oh man thats amazing, you win midi pure. I don't care whether it's a competition or not

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could have been 3 's but there wasn't nearly enough exclamation marks to emphasize the anger/disbelief

oh yeah
that was upsetting to say the least
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The trip would reach its climax when you came across a character filling a pool via fapping and attempting to drown innocent people in it

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I ran up and started screaming rape because I knew she would never cheat on me.
Jeez, 2 screamers like that only works when the instruments are good.
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Omfg!!!!!!! That Is So Awesome!!! Where Can I Buy Their Album?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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I get called a slut all the time, and I'm a dude.

Ahahahaha! That's freaking hilarious! It has to be fake though... really...
The below is false.
The above is true.

*world implodes*
Try this one lol. Be sure to watch the whole thing.

That first one was pretty funny, I like the handkerchief on the guitarist. That is SO M3TaL!!!

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Never in my life have I experienced ear rape like that before... And my girlfriend is scottish ffs...
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Sadly we have not shotguns and go around saying "Get Out of Mah Propertay!!"
At first it sounded like it normally does before everyone is playing, you know, feedback, the drummer hitting the snare and bass randomly, but then there's that pause where you hear the drummer count in, and everyone's on the same page.

They never were on the same page.
the first video sounds like every other screamo band I've had the displeasure of hearing
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The other day my girlfriend called me a pedophile.

I said, "Damn, that's a big-ass word for an 8 year-old."
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It's spelled "ass."

Ahem, you mean 'arse'.
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yea man, who ever doesnt like pantera or think they suck doesnt like metal, end of discussion, they changed the freakin world n made history, so don't be sayin they suck, have respect, same goes for machine head n lamb of god cuz their good too

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How about you don't insult my friend's dead mum, you prick.

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Too be he had to be a dick about his crayons.
A band that sounds exactly like them won last years national Battle of the Bands in Kuwait.
Catch me,
heal me,
Lift me back up to the Sun
I choose to live
Quit postin your band TS
Extispicy: Predicting The Future Though The Study Of Animal Entrails...
oh christ, that was absolutely awful
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Awww, thanks Frenchy

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I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'

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That sounds like my cat when its puking up a hairball.
That was a good laugh though.
Jenniferx <3.
is that bring me the horizon?
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way

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Pies? You're the drunk one!
Don't make fun of my band, asshole.

...modes and scales are still useless.

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Hey guys could you spare a minute to Vote for my band. Go to the site Search our band Listana with CTRL+F for quick and vote Thank you .
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Voted for Patron Çıldırdı.

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But our Band is Listana
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that's fake dude

no its real its some kids at my school they sent to everyone
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Ahahahaha! That's freaking hilarious! It has to be fake though... really...

no its very real
I cannot unhear it!

EDIT: ^ Holy triple post!

oh that is great!

"'Evil men have no songs.' How is it that the Russians have songs?"
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its not urs

That was sarcasm.
And Bring Me the Horizon sounds like a band from around here...then again, Horizon is probably one of those common screaming band names.
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Raping her in front of other people would be morally wrong.

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wtf290 uses make bubbles feel like crap
Its super effective!
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thats considered a post so

*bitchslaps Nexium*

i also love how all the comments are saying UG FTW and stuff

but as for the video... horrible horrible stuff
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Frenchy's red.
Finally, true communism will ensue.
I think
E-Married to the very beautiful Epic_Cleavage also soon to be married to Epic_Cleavage, aka the beautiful Ms. Joanna Moore
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