#2
Wat?
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Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#4
She weighed more than me at 5 years old...

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#5
Quote by Jake™
I like looking at really fat people or really thin people or really ugly people cos it makes me feel better about myself. Call me un-PC, but it really does.

Like this kid, for example. Holy cow she's big.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bcUudYbisLg
Maybe if you learned to spell, you wouldn't have such a poor self-image.

*extreme
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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#6
"you got any popcorn" LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!

Those barbies look like toothpicks next to her.
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#7
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
Maybe if you learned to spell, you wouldn't have such a poor self-image.

*extreme

That's called a typo. Knowing how to spell the word is an entirely different concept. That vid touched a nerve I guess?
#8
Sick burn
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#9
Quote by Jake™
That's called a typo. Knowing how to spell the word is an entirely different concept. That vid touched a nerve I guess?
6' tall, 180lb. No sensitive nerves. Thanks for asking.

Poor typing skills wouldn't be the source of your low self-esteem, so maybe it's your penis. If i had your problem, i'd probably try one of those pumps or something rather than looking for fat people to make myself feel better. But you're the one living it, so who am I to criticize?
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#11
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
6' tall, 180lb. No sensitive nerves. Thanks for asking.

Poor typing skills wouldn't be the source of your low self-esteem, so maybe it's your penis. If i had your problem, i'd probably try one of those pumps or something rather than looking for fat people to make myself feel better. But you're the one living it, so who am I to criticize?

Wow, the ol' penis size insult. I tried getting my humour from 12-year-olds once too, didn't work out. As you're asking, my penis is average size for an adult male. Thanks for the concern.
#13
Quote by Jake™
Wow, the ol' penis size insult. I tried getting my humour from 12-year-olds once too, didn't work out. As you're asking, my e-penis is average size for an adult male. Thanks for the concern.


fixed
Quote by frankv
Tokio Hotel is probably the worst thing Germany has produced since WW2.


#16
Quote by seljer
she actually moves around like jabba the hutt

hahaI bet she actually ate Crumb.

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#17
Quote by Jake™
Wow, the ol' penis size insult. I tried getting my humour from 12-year-olds once too, didn't work out. As you're asking, my penis is average size for an adult male. Thanks for the concern.
No, I'm not asking. And I fully understand how getting your humour from your peers would be disappointing.


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**** me, do you do stand-up?
i don't think Toast1337 swings that way, but Dorkus would probably do you.
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#18
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
No, I'm not asking. And I fully understand how getting your humour from your peers would be disappointing.


i don't think Toast1337 swings that way, but Dorkus would probably do you.



What's up your ass, brah?
GO YANKEES!
#19
^ yeah, that's my secret. i'm a midget. a 6' tall midget.

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What's up your ass, brah?
certainly not what Jake™ was asking for up his.
Meadows
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I release my inner liberal every morning when I take a shit.
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I wont be like those jerks who dedicate their beliefs to logic and reaosn.
#20
Quote by jmilli2
Probably a midget. That's why they're so scary. You turn your back on them for one second then bam. You're crapping midget for a fortnight.

haha

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#21
Quote by jmilli2
Probably a midget. That's why they're so scary. You turn your back on them for one second then bam. You're crapping midget for a fortnight.

So, what does otter sex feel like?
#23
yeah i know what you mean man, its like you're just looking at all the fugly people in the world and you're like, "damn, i'm not a pretty princess myself, but at least i can look in the mirror and say i'm doing better than these mugs."
"Sex, Drugs, and Rock n Roll,
Speed, Weed, and Birth Control,
Life's a Bitch Until We Die,
So F*ck this World,
Let's All Get High"



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#24
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Oh my God! A real life snorlax!


Where's my ultra ball???


*throws pokeball*

*pokeball bounces off fat*

*runs away from snorlax*
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#25
Quote by Jake™
I like looking at really fat people or really thin people or really ugly people cos it makes me feel better about myself. Call me un-PC, but it really does.


That makes me feel good about myself too.


...
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#26
My natural bitch usually shows when an incredibly large girl with terrible muffin tops rolling over the top of her jeans walks past.

Or, when one of my boyfriends female friends talk to him and they just happen to have a large gut and look like a lollipop on legs...
I feel so proud of myself then
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