#1
Recently on a camping trip some of my friends gave me and two of my other friends ex-lax in our smores (with a soccer game 3 hours away the next day and it take 6-12 hours to kick in). How dare they mess with a man's food, and such an innocent food at that? So... We are trying to plot our revenge but so far we've come up with nothing.
#2
Convince the nazguls they have the ring.
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#7
1. Dip your right ball in peanutbutter
2.Then your left in vinigar
3.?????///?
4.Profit
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#8
tea bag them while there asleep. they'll wonder why there mouth tastes funny in the morning...
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#11
tie them down and make them a) listen to the jonas brothers, or b) watch disney channel all day........both seem like cruel and unusual punishment to me
#14
put your cum in their mouths
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