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Ok, so me and my bud were doing pot in the bathroom, and I passed out and I have no idea where he went...

anway
So I was passed out and my cigarette somehow inited my bathroom on fire (the counter and stuff) and hank god it was put out somehow butmy parents arent home how do I explain this to them?!
#2
Tell them there was a small fire. Electrical, from the hairdryer.
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#3
Tell them that you were doing pot.

And you passed out on it because you're a dumbass.
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#4
actually that might work!

Put it smells still ike pot heavily in there, do I just throw some like...frabreeze on it or sohing?
#5
Tell them a big boy did it, then he ran away.

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#8
If you can't think of anything, just say your cigarette burned it. I'm sure they'll take cigs lighter than you smoking reefers.
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#10
Tell them you are irresponsible.
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Ok, so me and my bud were doing pot in the bathroom, and I passed out and I have no idea where he went...

anway
So I was passed out and my cigarette somehow inited my bathroom on fire (the counter and stuff) and hank god it was put out somehow butmy parents arent home how do I explain this to them?!

I guess it really got you, didn't it?
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Tell them you are irresponsible.

Wow.. that was the best post ever.
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no...

...so it smells like shit for an hour after someone goes in it?
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If I were your parents, I would ground your ass for months to come.
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#18
Be a dick and blame it all on your friend.

Or suck it up and say you were playing with matches and mommy's hairspray and made a big fire.
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...so it smells like shit for an hour after someone goes in it?


yes, and somehow my parents know the smell of cum...
so I just use my moms hairspray n cover it up
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Wow.. that was the best post ever.


Are you being serious or is that sarcasm? lol
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#21
hahaha....
dont worry im thinking....





jam a fork into the electrical socket and then yank it out , you have to do it real hard like i did you mom last night so that it is dangerous and say that did it.
oh and give your mom a sneaky schnitzel for me.....extra sneaky.
#22
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Tell them there was a small fire. Electrical, from the hairdryer.


Or tell 'em u were taking a shit, and there was an electrical fire, but you were shitting, and passed out from the smoke/poor ventalation. eh?
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hahaha....
dont worry im thinking....





jam a fork into the electrical socket and then yank it out , you have to do it real hard like i did you mom last night so that it is dangerous and say that did it.
oh and give your mom a sneaky schnitzel for me.....extra sneaky.


That might work!
#25
Embark on a marthon of taking sh*ts. Maybe the smell will overpower the pot.
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Or tell 'em u were taking a shit, and there was an electrical fire, but you were shitting, and passed out from the smoke/poor ventalation. eh?


my shit does smell bad, but come on...
#27
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Embark on a marthon of taking sh*ts. Maybe the smell will overpower the pot.



Eat beans might work
#28
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That might work!

see
i can do humor and seriousness to, that is hard to come by in the pit.
#29
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yes, and somehow my parents know the smell of cum...



...that's random as ****.
And...why do you make it sound so farfetched...seriously.
#30
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...that's random as ****.
And...why do you make it sound so farfetched...seriously.


Yea really wtf?
How was that relevant to the conversation at all?
#31
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yes, and somehow my parents know the smell of cum...
so I just use my moms hairspray n cover it up

yeah.. somehow
#32
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Yea really wtf?
How was that relevant to the conversation at all?

its relevant to the post i made at the top of page 2 about me doing his mom and jammin a fork in her....i mean her electrical socket.
#33
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actually that might work!

Put it smells still ike pot heavily in there, do I just throw some like...frabreeze on it or sohing?


Take a massive dumb, then spray febreeze.
#35
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its relevant to the post i made at the top of page 2 about me doing his mom and jammin a fork in her....i mean her electrical socket.


Yea but he said it before your post.
Your post was just as irrelevant..
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yeah.. somehow



Hahahah I know... as if they have never done anything naughty before...

Guess what buddy.. 20 dollars your mom has given your dad head more times than they both said 'I love you' to you.

Suck it up, tell em you are a regular **** up and man up you puss.

Grow a set and deal with shit life gives you.

Just hope your father isn't physically or mentally abusive and you'll be fine.
#38
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Yea but he said it before your post.
Your post was just as irrelevant..

actually no,
it blends irrelevance and relevance into one post.
seriously did you even read it?
it could work, an electrical outlet messed up and starts a fire....
#39
do u by any chance have hypoglycemia? u might wanna look into that so for future reference u don't pass out again.
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actually no,
it blends irrelevance and relevance into one post.
seriously did you even read it?
it could work, an electrical outlet messed up and starts a fire....


I meant the part about you doing his mom lol.
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