#1
How would I approach her. I'm 21 and she's about my age or a little younger. She gave me a big smile one day as I drove by in my parent's car. And just today, she gave me a longer than usual gaze. I've seen her outside alot, so that's a good thing. And I mean she's extremely good looking, like the one girl you see every once in awhile that makes yoiu think of them all day.
#3
3 solutions

1:Relationship thread
2:Rape
3:Find a subject so you can talk to her like if she's with a dog or something, yell HOLY SHIT WHAT A F*CKING UGLY DAMN DOG GODDAM!!!!

Or something like this.
#5
Rape her, cum blood, etc.

Or you know, you could go talk to her.
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#6
Well there's this cool, really popular thread in the pit! It's called the relationship thread. You approach it by clicking on it.

Seriously is it that hard? *reported*
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#7
and by 'a little younger' you mean like 11, right?
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