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Man?

Machine?

Roland Product?

We will never know the reality behind the universal truth that is Johnny DeMarco... But one thing is for certain... He is a legend.

This thread was created to honour the man that makes guitar pedals more stupid/ridiculous than they have to be.

The man who seems to be a cross somewhere between Carrot top, and Steve Vai.

We solute you Johnny DeMarco.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPbvCOR01p0

Discuss what you think of the man!
#2
I laughed sooo hard when I saw his review for Boss ME-20 on youtube.
he's ridiculous!
1. You're surfing the internet.
2. You're browsing through the UG forums.
3. You're reading now.
5. You didn't notice that there was no #4.
6. You just checked it.
7. Now you're having a lil smile.

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#5
Man, that guy is weird. he sounds very gay, plus I fail to see how you can review 3 pedals in 2 minutes. Bahh.

Still, he's only half as bad as the GearWire guy. Man, I will shoot that asshole!!

IncuEdit: That guy's tone is ****ing terrible
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#7
Pfft. I wonder why the other Johnny DeMarco thread I posted in got closed! I know it was a few months old but if I created a new one I'd just have got a million replied saying "SEARCH BAR OMG! LULZ"

Anyways, really, does _anyone_ really think that the solo he plays at the start of this video is even remotely good? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ftb-RaD11bs&feature=related

It's just like he's trying to cram in as many techniques as possible, and he fails miserably.
#8
his voice AND music makes good meditation... should try it out if yr into that kinda stuff, seriously.
#11
What a tard...

EDIT: Oh God, on another video 'Here's a coool metal tone'

Is he for real or what?!
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