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#1
Yea, so my roomate sucks a big one. Hes ****ing this chick in his bed and im literally sitting 5 feet away on teh computer. Its 3:21 am and I want to go to sleep, but sleep doesnt come that easy when your roomates ****ing someone.
I tried talking to him a couple times but nothing seems to get threw to him.


Do i have a right to be mad? What should i do?

Hes been doing this for the past 4 nights btw, and its really starting to piss me off
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#3
Yes u have a right to be angry
Rape,
no but seriously is threesome an option?
#6
Video tape them and sell it on the internet.
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#7
Ask to join in.

Wow, we posted in the same minute.
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#9
well if u know next time when he is gonna.. change his bedsheets to hannah montana and stuff

that way the girl will walk out
#11
you've got many options here

1. Rape
2. Join Them
3. Video Tape for Profit!
4. Take Sloppy Seconds
5. Find Your Own Chick
6. Get in Bed With Them and FAAAPPPP!
#12
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Yea, so my roomate sucks a big one. Hes ****ing this chick in his bed and im literally sitting 5 feet away on teh computer. Its 3:21 am and I want to go to sleep, but sleep doesnt come that easy when your roomates ****ing someone.
I tried talking to him a couple times but nothing seems to get threw to him.


Do i have a right to be mad? What should i do?

Hes been doing this for the past 4 nights btw, and its really starting to piss me off

wait, so your roomates into dickgirls?

umm, leave?
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#13
All of the above are excellent posts.

I vote for try a threesome.

It's not gay if your balls don't touch.

Edit: Start masturbating loudly. Turn volume on porn up.
#14
Roommate - 1
You - 0
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#16
I know it sucks, I dont wanna fap or anything though...

I think im being pretty obnoxious with my desklight on real bright and listening to music.

As I type this im literally watching them ****.
Its disgusting.

And theres no jealousy, i can get my own girls, but i just want to sleep
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#18
I did, but she said that she doesnt want her roomates knowing....i guess...

Im such an asshole already, i dont know what else to do.

I guess moving out of my room is an option
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#19
If it's so disgusting, why watch? You're subconsciously interested.
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#21
dude, just go somewhere else. if you were in his place, you probably would do the same thing. it'd be different if he were fapping or something. then you could be annoyed, but staying in the room during sex is creepy.

talk to him about it..... sometime after she's left
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#22
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As I type this im literally watching them ****.
Its disgusting.


How can you watch them?
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#23
Just tell your Roomate one thing.

Flavoured COndoms.

Normal Condoms strenghten that Nauseating smell of Fish/Piss/Pussy in the room.
#25
Just go in and sit calmly while watching them like you're watching some kind of performance then for the finale start clapping and ask for an encore. Though if you didn't like it, don't clap just to be polite. Let them know it was shit.
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#26
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dude, just go somewhere else.

He would, but I suspect he can't walk anywhere with a raging erection.
#27
well,

walk around naked, umm, get your own
or....
just start to talk to them while their going at it,

or even better do all three.
#28
lolcats, sigged.
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#29
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Just go in and sit calmly while watching them like you're watching some kind of performance then for the finale start clapping and ask for an encore. Though if you didn't like it, don't clap just to be polite. Let them know it was shit.


So I'm asking, would you do this. If you where in the same situation?
#30
Ok, this is a sinister, and vile plan, which, when implemented methodically, will guarantee success:

1. Hide under your room-mate's bed, waiting for him to enter.
2. As they commence their activities, stealthily record their doings on your video-camera.
3. Move to Quebec, and change your name.
4. Break into a major television's station.
5. Broadcast tape over (inter)national television.

Lulz will ensue.
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#31
im thinkin you should just go slap him in the face with your wang a few times and see if that doesnt get him to stop... if it doesnt then slap her in the face with it who knows maybe shell start sucking and youll be in a 3some... just no crossing swords
#32
This thread has made me laugh.

I must thank the threadstarter.

Your problem is sufficiently entertaining.
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#33
Surely you have another room in your flat.

Either that or take up the position of sporting commentator.

"AND HE"S COMING ROUND THE BEND, AND HE'S ALMOST GOT IT SEALED"
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#34
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He would, but I suspect he can't walk anywhere with a raging erection.


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#35
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Surely you have another room in your flat.

Either that or take up the position of sporting commentator.

"AND HE"S COMING ROUND THE BEND, AND HE'S ALMOST GOT IT SEALED"


HE APPEARS TO BE LOOKING FOR A HOLE, HE HAS A BLOCKER, HE'S IN! TOUCHDOWN!
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#36
But seriously how can you watch them?
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#37
Two things to do.

1. Take pics/videos
2. Fap like crazy.
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#38
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But seriously how can you watch them?

Invisibility cloak?
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#39
Honestly... these are the things I'd do... (Assuming that you're not going to find your own girl to bring back and **** the shit out of).

- Masturbate... even if they're having sex.
... What the **** are they going to say?

-Masturbate to them or porn...

It doesn't ****ing matter.
#40
You should sneak up really close to where you suspect their heads are and whisper

"Dude, are you going to put it in her butt?"