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My life: 16 years old, never had a girlfriend, spend 6-8 hours on a computer every day, fapping everyday, have 30gb of porn, hair past my shoulders, thinking of suicide, don't have many friends. Is there anyone else outhere like me ? Is my life that bad and unorthodoxy?
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#4
Your life is not that bad at all.
You just think it is. You could easily spend those 6-8 hours you spend on the computer improving yourself in some way. Or reading.
#5
...Yes it is.

Before the computer part it's absolutely normal.
The rest, nope.
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Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#6
I don't believe your as big a nerd as you say, because unorthodoxy isn't a word.

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#7
Millions out there are like you.

Suicide's bad. If you're depressed, it's probably just a phase - it'll all get better in time.
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#8
Dude sell your computer. Buy a bicycle or something and get out and see the world! Life is great enjoy it before you get hit by a truck or something else unfortunate. As far as the porn, if they can do it so can you.
#9
No, my life is also unorthodoxy.

You're a typical teen.
Feel free to kill yourself; there's no limit to people like you.

Get a haircut and go spend time with your parents.
#11
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I don't believe your as big a nerd as you say, because unorthodoxy isn't a word.


Unorthodoxy
Breaking with convention or tradition; not orthodox.

Learn to english.

How can I improve my life ? I don't know how to talk to women (All the things men say in porn sound a bit unconventional for a typical converstaion with women) Also I don't know how to have "Fun" outside of the house. It just seems to plain and boring.

EDIT:
As for porn, I agree it's not enough my goal is about 400 gb of high quality videos.
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#12
Normal angsty stuff. In a year or two you will realise how silly this thread was.
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#13
It's called Teen angst...

Seriously this is one tip that will help... Get a job.

I don't mean it in a condescending way, or to be mean....

But getting a job will make you productive, and more social if it's needed.
#14
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Unorthodoxy
Breaking with convention or tradition; not orthodox.

Learn to english.

How can I improve my life ? I don't know how to talk to women (All the things men say in porn sound a bit unconventional for a typical converstaion with women) Also I don't know how to have "Fun" outside of the house. It just seems to plain and boring.



...Yes Learn To English!!!
funkyducky


Icing happen when de puck come down, BANG, you know,
before de oder guys, nobody dere, you know.
My arm go comme ça, den de game stop den start up.

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#15


When you spend more than an hour looking at porn and fapping every day, I think you have some issues.

Join/start a band. Start writing music by yourself, join a club, play a sport, get a job, just get out of the house.

And remember: "suicide is a well packaged bad idea" - Chris Cornell

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#16
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Unorthodoxy
Breaking with convention or tradition; not orthodox.

Learn to english.

How can I improve my life ? I don't know how to talk to women (All the things men say in porn sound a bit unconventional for a typical converstaion with women) Also I don't know how to have "Fun" outside of the house. It just seems to plain and boring.
you seem a bit like me really. i have 2 people that i would call friend and i don't bother with women because i really don't see the point. don't kill yourself, set the high score THEN kill yourself.
#17
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Unorthodoxy
Breaking with convention or tradition; not orthodox.

Learn to english.

How can I improve my life ? I don't know how to talk to women (All the things men say in porn sound a bit unconventional for a typical converstaion with women) Also I don't know how to have "Fun" outside of the house. It just seems to plain and boring.



Jesus kid . . . the world outside of your house is far more entertaining than your house will ever be. Don't base any part of your life on porn ever. And talking to women is easy, because they are still people. It is almost like talking to a dude but without all of the penis/fart jokes. Just find something you both can relate to and discuss it. If all else fails ask her opinion on anything at all, or just ask her about herself. It is actually easy once you get around to it.
#19
First of all, don't throw this in the pit.

Second. I was like that till i was about fifteen. Without the haircut, but certainly not social, and the first thing i did was GO OUT AND PARTYYYY, you should try that once, it helps.
#20
everything is normal except the computer
just take a jump and talk to people
if you want play guitar instead of computer
and most guys fap everyday
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#21
Go to warped tour, lots of floozy scenegirls that want to give you a bj by the dumpsters.

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#22
Ok, without the fapping and 30g of porn, you're doing alright. Porn is ok to have, but that's an unhealthy obession. That 30g can be used to download other things to keep you entertained and help improve your life. Start a band. Start taking 5HTP supplements. Stop with the over-fapping. You'll be alright.
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#23
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Jesus kid . . . the world outside of your house is far more entertaining than your house will ever be. Don't base any part of your life on porn ever. And talking to women is easy, because they are still people. It is almost like talking to a dude but without all of the penis/fart jokes. Just find something you both can relate to and discuss it. If all else fails ask her opinion on anything at all, or just ask her about herself. It is actually easy once you get around to it.


Big problem is that all of the subjects I could possibly think of all relate to either computer/games, guitars or internet related stuff.

If I also say that out of 8 hours that I spend on computer, 3 of them are spent on *chan boards would it make a difference ?

EDIT:

I've started a band with my friend 5 times allready but allways ended up kicking him out because he was lazy. Now I just write music on my own. Inspiration however, doesn't come so easily these days.
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#24
Not at all.
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#25
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If I also say that out of 8 hours that I spend on computer, 3 of them are spent on *chan boards would it make a difference ?

Oh jesus yes.

Get off them immediately. Cold turkey. Nao!
#26
You can solve your issues with one easy step...


1.Get off the computer.


I know, it's deep and hard to understand, but this philosophy saved me from eternal virginity and will do the same for you.
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#27
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Big problem is that all of the subjects I could possibly think of all relate to either computer/games, guitars or internet related stuff.

If I also say that out of 8 hours that I spend on computer, 3 of them are spent on *chan boards would it make a difference ?



Dude, you are on ultimate-guitar. 95% of all the kids here can only think in terms of guitars, masturbation or the lack of sex, and video games.

There is a whole big, broad world out there full of shit that you don't know about. You never know what will prove to be interesting but I guarantee you that there will be something. And even if you don't really find it you will find someone who is interested in what you are interested. But not if you spend 6 to 8 hours of every day on the computer.

If you can't think of where to go to hang out or to meet people then get a job. But every hour you spend on the computer is an hour that has been wasted that you could have spent doing something that would at least improve yourself. And the number of hours you have on this beautiful earth is already very limited. There is no reason to cut it short. Go out there and make the best of it, and if you can't, well at least you tried.
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Go to warped tour, lots of floozy scenegirls that want to give you a bj by the dumpsters.

Sounds like my kind of place.
#29
Learn to sweep pick like jeff loomis, then all the girls when run to you.

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#30
don't kill yourself theres only 4 million kiwis we need all we can get if we're going to take over the world *note to self the pit knows too much*
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#31
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I've started a band with my friend 5 times allready but allways ended up kicking him out because he was lazy. Now I just write music on my own. Inspiration however, doesn't come so easily these days.

You could try some solo, instrumental stuff?
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#32
No, you are an utter freak, nobody in the world has ever felt depressed like you do, nobody will ever understand.
Just end it
#33
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Learn to sweep pick like jeff loomis, then all the girls when run to you.


I challenge you to a rock off Jeff.



Anyway, I've learnt all I needed for now. My first step to "Recovery" would be finding job. I can't do that right now since I've to tonns of exams comming up which will decide the rest of my life. However, after exams I will go to a nearby video store and apply for a job there. Seems to me like a good place, I could learn what women like to watch and posibly find a girl who just wants to buy remastered version of the Star Wars saga.

Thanx pit. I am pleasantry amazed as to how helpful you've been.
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Anyway, I've learnt all I needed for now. My first step to "Recovery" would be finding job. I can't do that right now since I've to tonns of exams comming up which will decide the rest of my life. However, after exams I will go to a nearby video store and apply for a job there. Seems to me like a good place, I could learn what women like to watch and posibly find a girl who just wants to buy remastered version of the Star Wars saga.

Thanx pit. I am pleasantry amazed as to how helpful you've been.

Anything for a fellow kiwi mate.

Hit me up on the profiles if you need anything yeh?
#35
Other than the 30gb of porn I'm pretty much exactly like you.... except I don't live in NZ... ha!

...and I turn 16 in about 5 weeks so I'm a little ahead of you.
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Anyway, I've learnt all I needed for now. My first step to "Recovery" would be finding job. I can't do that right now since I've to tonns of exams comming up which will decide the rest of my life. However, after exams I will go to a nearby video store and apply for a job there. Seems to me like a good place, I could learn what women like to watch and posibly find a girl who just wants to buy remastered version of the Star Wars saga.

Thanx pit. I am pleasantry amazed as to how helpful you've been.

i no way does this sound like clerks.

but seriosly, a jobs a good place to statrt. it gives u self worth.
#37
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Anything for a fellow kiwi mate.

Hit me up on the profiles if you need anything yeh?


Thanx man, really appreciate it.

Also. We can clone sheep, then morph them into humans that way we will have a giant army and everyone will bow down to us !
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Thanx man, really appreciate it.

Also. We can clone sheep, then morph them into humans that way we will have a giant army and everyone will bow down to us !

That sounds like a baaaaaa-rilliant idea.

...

#39
We fear no sheeple. We just consume them. Just conform you damn Kiwis!
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i no way does this sound like clerks.

but seriosly, a jobs a good place to statrt. it gives u self worth.



Ahhh Clerks. Greatness.
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