#1
So i have a Futsal [indoor soccer(****ing awesome game)] game in about an hour an i need too kill some time.
How should i do this?
and no i cant wank for an hour lol
#2
well can you fap for some of the time instead of all of it
#3
Quote by Gmp
well can you fap for some of the time instead of all of it

Beat me to it!
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#4
Go down and warm up?
I think its time to pack your things lets go,
To a place where we both know,
And dont worry, I'll drive real slow,
Spend some time before we go..
#5
Time is precious! you should cherish it with both hands. Kind of like how you cherish your penis at both hands at night when you think nobody is looking.

Actually you should go jack off.
#9
Damn your're lucky. I cant wait to play futsal.. Haven played it in a month because of exams..
#10
Quote by lolcats
Go play minesweeper.

The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#11
Practice welding
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#12
Quote by metacarpi
Practice welding

This.

Trust me:

The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#13
Dress up in your Mum's clothes then go up to your Dad and place your hand on his leg and act all sexy like. (Sorry if you don't have a Mum or Dad... I always make the mistake of that )
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That is the most Australian post I've ever seen.

Fuckin' oath, fella!!
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i absolutely fucking love you.
and it has nothing to do with your lego ACDC fetish.

Strewth, cobber! Good on ya!
#15
Quote by JackalUK
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This.
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#16
Quote by newbie08
Dress up in your Mum's clothes then go up to your Dad and place your hand on his leg and act all sexy like. (Sorry if you don't have a Mum or Dad... I always make the mistake of that )

The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#17
Quote by newbie08
Dress up in your Mum's clothes then go up to your Dad and place your hand on his leg and act all sexy like. (Sorry if you don't have a Mum or Dad... I always make the mistake of that )

#18
Quote by lolcats



I swear i laugh at every one of your posts.
The will be heartache,
there will be rain,
and joy I can't explain.
#19
Quote by titsmcgee852


I swear i laugh at every one of your posts.

I try my best. It's nice to be appreciated