#1
"What's it like too not be a human?"

Share yours, if you have one.
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#3
Quote by smb
When will people learn the difference between 'too' and 'to'?


Let's include they're, there, and their whilst we're at it!
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#5
Quote by metacarpi
Let's include they're, there, and their whilst we're at it!

And it's and its since we're doing this kind of thing.
I hope it doesn't seem, like I'm young, foolish, and green.
Let me in for a minute, you're not my life but I want you in it


O Dayya, te echaré de menos, siempre

Y siempre
Y para siempre
#6
Quote by Deece
Thing about my questions, is that their all to weird.
ha.


lulz
#9
Has anyone ever realized that, earth has gravity, the planets center around the sun which is held by gravity, the galaxy holds all of the stars together through gravity...but galaxies dont revolve around each other, which means that if Newtons laws are true...we are constantly falling through space, if the universe is round like it is thought to be by some theorists then we are all constantly falling.


so my question is, what is it like to not be falling
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
Quote by Devopast
This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#10
Quote by bowdyyz69
what's the meaning of life?



there is no meaning to life, you define it


next...
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
Quote by Devopast
This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#11
Quote by amazing FretMan
Has anyone ever realized that, earth has gravity, the planets center around the sun which is held by gravity, the galaxy holds all of the stars together through gravity...but galaxies dont revolve around each other, which means that if Newtons laws are true...we are constantly falling through space, if the universe is round like it is thought to be by some theorists then we are all constantly falling.


so my question is, what is it like to not be falling


Or that the galaxies are so far apart that the gravitational pull between them is negligible
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#12
Quote by metacarpi
Or that the galaxies are so far apart that the gravitational pull between them is negligible



what i meant is that there is nothing in space to hold us in place...so everything is constantly falling
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
Quote by Devopast
This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#13
Quote by amazing FretMan
what i meant is that there is nothing in space to hold us in place...so everything is constantly falling


Falling is the act of gravitational pull, if there is no gravity in space, why can't everything be floating?

Well, less floating, and more like suspended solids in liquid. That kinda thing, but with less movement.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#14
Quote by metacarpi
Falling is the act of gravitational pull, if there is no gravity in space, why can't everything be floating?

Well, less floating, and more like suspended solids in liquid. That kinda thing, but with less movement.



my head just exploded
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
Quote by Devopast
This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#15
Why do women completely understand men but we don't get them at all?
Quote by Cathbard
If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#16
Quote by amazing FretMan
my head just exploded


*Tries to piece back together*

*Hands towel to mop up mess*
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#17
Quote by shadow__666
Why do women completely understand men but we don't get them at all?



they dont get us either..they just like to think they do


we understand women..but they change so quickly we cant keep up and know exactly..
Quote by jsbud11
Dude your leetness is maximum.
Seriously if you leave UG without becoming a mod, I will kill someone.
Quote by Devopast
This is turning into fap-to-amazingfretman's-love-a-thon
#18
Quote by shadow__666
Why do women completely understand men but we don't get them at all?


You could not be more wrong.
Quote by jetfuel495

"my goal is to live forever. im doin pretty good so far. and if i fail, at least i wont be around to disappoint myself"

#19
What would happen if I strictly taught my future children to firmly believe that one of my best friends Nicki is the reincarnation of Jesus Christ?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#21
Quote by amazing FretMan
there is no meaning to life, you define it


next...


Yes, you just solved the meaning of life. Moron.
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, your eyes will get sore after a while."
#22
Quote by DiddyDinkles
You could not be more wrong.

Okay, tell me the secrets of women's minds. And not the ones you get from romantic movies. I know those.
Quote by Cathbard
If all you had to go on was the forum you'd think a Decimator could cure noise caused by dodgey stage lighting and restock the ocean's population of sperm whales
#23
Quote by shadow__666
Okay, tell me the secrets of women's minds. And not the ones you get from romantic movies. I know those.


Tell me the secret to a guy's mind.
"Battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, your eyes will get sore after a while."
#24
Quote by shadow__666
Okay, tell me the secrets of women's minds. And not the ones you get from romantic movies. I know those.


Ok i should correct that you COULD be more wrong.
You could say that we men fully understand women.
Appologies...but sirriusly, women dont understand us, one proved that to me yesterday.
Quote by jetfuel495

"my goal is to live forever. im doin pretty good so far. and if i fail, at least i wont be around to disappoint myself"

#25
Does she love me?
Quote by RoamingConflict
This one dream involved me, one random girl, midgets and a pie.


...and midgets ended up f*cking her. I got the pie.


#28
Quote by HeavyMetaldude
Mmm boobies.


Boobies don't really do much for me sexually...

I'm sorry to say...




Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#29
Did they ever find a suitable vehicle for Ellen Cleghorne?

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#30
Quote by thanksgiving
Boobies don't really do much for me sexually...


ZOMG y0u downt lyke teh boobeez y0o iz ghey.


But seriously i don't care. Personally i prefer personality to boobies.
#32
Quote by HeavyMetaldude
ZOMG y0u downt lyke teh boobeez y0o iz ghey.


But seriously i don't care. Personally i prefer personality to boobies.


but boobies come a close second.
Albums I Must Obtain
Call me Paul. I prefer that.
Quote by fretsonfire74
I think you're my soulmate
#33
Quote by amazing FretMan
what i meant is that there is nothing in space to hold us in place...so everything is constantly falling

Actually there is something in space. It's called dark matter.


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#34
What To Women Wanttt
"I'm just looking for an angel with a broken wing"
-Jimmy Page

CAPTAIN OF PITTOWN AIRFORCE BASE

Quote by sglover34479
Okay ou are the official Airforce captain. Employ whoever the hell you want just check em in check with often rapings.

.
#36
Quote by HeavyMetaldude
Yes


DID YOU SEARCH BOYS LIKE GIRLS!!! DID YOU!!!!????

I say this, assuming your the guy im talking to in a different thread.


Quote by Våd Hamster
Find a dice and assign a number to each girl. Throw the dice.


The number you hope for at the moment you throw the dice, is the one you'll want to keep.
#37
Quote by thanksgiving
DID YOU SEARCH BOYS LIKE GIRLS!!! DID YOU!!!!????

I say this, assuming your the guy im talking to in a different thread.

No i haven't but i shall do so now.
#38
What would guys do if women didn't have "boobies".

I personally, don't care about breasts, to a point, they get in the way... Sure, they give you something to squeeze.. And if your into that, a little nibble, but without them..

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!
I'm the guy that can't think...

I act...


Quote by goest
Kizu wins...


Quote by ryand111
Kizu-Eien is the equivalent of mother nature in the internet
#39
maybee this should go under the relationship thread but im not sure. Wanted to ask girl out in high school but didn't now in college. if i haven't seen her in 2 years and if i ever see her again i want to ask her out but it might be weird because of the time apart.