#1
Sunday night is Carnage in Cardiff

http://www.carnageuk.com/events.php?uniqueID=36

There's a dirty porn star themed fancy dress, any suggestions on what I could go as?

  • It'll be too cold to go naked.
  • I'm not going dressed up as a female porn star.
  • Probably best to let you know I am male.


Anyone else here going to it?

Any sensible or funny suggestions will be appreciated.

Matt
#3
A rubber snake around your neck

Forza Juve


'e voglia 'e mettere rum, chi nasce strunz' nun po' addiventà babbà
#6
Quote by Pink_Zeppelin
Sunday night is Carnage in Cardiff

http://www.carnageuk.com/events.php?uniqueID=36

There's a dirty porn star themed fancy dress, any suggestions on what I could go as?

  • It'll be too cold to go naked.
  • I'm not going dressed up as a female porn star.
  • Probably best to let you know I am male.


Anyone else here going to it?

Any sensible or funny suggestions will be appreciated.

Matt

Gimp. Walk down the streets of Cardiff to get there as a gimp, it's compatible with all the above

Edit:

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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#7


A moustache similar to this should do the trick.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#11
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ron jeremy


This. blackflag49 wins the thread.
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#13
Go as a pizza delivery guy, and offer everyone your "special pepperoni" or "extra sausage" or something like that.
#14
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make it smaller then maybe i'll consider.


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#15
The policeman from the Village People. Just remember, tight black leather trousers with the ass cheeks cut out, a waist coat on top of a brightly coloured shirt, and police hat. Sun glasses optional.
#16
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Gimp. Walk down the streets of Cardiff to get there as a gimp, it's compatible with all the above

Edit:


That's a personal picture! Where did you get it?!
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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I want to look at your sexual naked body.
#17
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The policeman from the Village People. Just remember, tight black leather trousers with the ass cheeks cut out, a waist coat on top of a brightly coloured shirt, and police hat. Sun glasses optional.

Lies. Sun glasses are essential.
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That's a personal picture! Where did you get it?!

Me and Pat are like this. *crosses fingers*

And I edited that in before you arrived in this thread, I swear!

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youmakemesmile...

Quote by sebastian_96
Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#18
I was thinking a boiler suit, left mainly open. Going down to Ann Summers now to see what they've got.
Will report back with findings.