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#1
Seriously...

I live in scotland, my hair is just about shoulder length, with a shorter fringe because I used to bite it a lot, and had to trim the rest of it to level it...

But everywhere I go, it's like walking the green mile...

People:
Stare
Point
Laugh
Make retarded comments such as:
"You wae the long hair, you've got long hair...."

Will someone give me a gun? OR a combat knife? I'd hapilly go on a killing spree, even if I don't go on one, It'll be like I have a death sentence anyway...
I'm the guy that can't think...

I act...


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#5
When I had long hair I used to get a lot of shit from the chavs down the road. If it bothers you that much, cut it. If not, suck it up.
#6
Guys with long hair are hot.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

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#7
I just get called a girl every now again. On accident, though. Its because people genuinely think I'm a girl. I just point out that folded in half, my dick still makes me three times the man they are.
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#8
It should be.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#10
Quote by CoreysMonster
not always.

OK then most of the time.

TS are you hot?


I already changed it.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
Last edited by el-ECTRO at Oct 1, 2008,
#11
I got rid of mine. Not because I ever experienced anything like that, I just got tired of having it. I do miss tying it up in a girly fashion because, goddamn, I was hot.
You're*
#12
Quote by Kizu-Eien
Seriously...

I live in scotland, my hair is just about shoulder length, with a shorter fringe because I used to bite it a lot, and had to trim the rest of it to level it...

But everywhere I go, it's like walking the green mile...

People:
Stare
Point
Laugh
Make retarded comments such as:
"You wae the long hair, you've got long hair...."

Will someone give me a gun? OR a combat knife? I'd hapilly go on a killing spree, even if I don't go on one, It'll be like I have a death sentence anyway...


Maybe someone should just give you a pair of scissors.
#13
I was in Sainsburys when some numpty came up and went "COR! Your hairs long isn't it.." I laughed in his face.
#14
don't worry dude, once male pattern baldness kicks in you won't have to deal with that stuff anymore.

or you could get a haircut.
#15
My mate used to have long hair. Neds used to come up to him and say shit like "you look like a girl" or "you're gay". The standard neddy "aw no-waay man, where's ma trackies" insult crap

He laughed and walked on
#16
Keep your hair and ignore those ****ers. They're jealous of your sex appeal (check out my pics if you'd like )
Then there's this band called Slice The Cake...

Bunch of faggots putting random riffs together and calling it "progressive" deathcore.
Stupid name.
Probably picked "for teh lulz"

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#17
Quote by el-ECTRO
OK then most of the time.

TS are you hot?

Can I just point out that I am? Not because of my long hair or physical appearance, I'm hot because I talk about cool stuff. Like unicorns.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

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#18
Quote by JackalUK
I was in Sainsburys when some numpty came up and went "COR! Your hairs long isn't it.." I laughed in his face.

Telll him that, as a member of Spinal Tap, you are infinetly better than him in every sense.

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#19
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Can I just point out that I am? Not because of my long hair or physical appearance, I'm hot because I talk about cool stuff. Like unicorns.


I can verify this.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#20
Quote by Shinozoku
Keep your hair and ignore those ****ers. They're jealous of your sex appeal (check out my pics if you'd like )



you're a panda?
#21
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Can I just point out that I am? Not because of my long hair or physical appearance, I'm hot because I talk about cool stuff. Like unicorns.



wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#25
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I can verify this.

Through scientific research.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#26
"You wae the long hair, you've got long hair...."

I can see my sister's boyfriend saying that...
As long as it's looked after nicely, long hair is pretty cool. There are plenty of guys that looks great with longer hair.
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#27
I already changed what I said up there. Then added a bit so you actually notice...
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#28
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Through scientific research.


And you can't argue with that.
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#29
Quote by OddOneOut
"You wae the long hair, you've got long hair...."

I can see my sister's boyfriend saying that...
As long as it's looked after nicely, long hair is pretty cool. There are plenty of guys that looks great with longer hair.

Aka George Fisher


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#30
Quote by Minkaro
Yes.

Yes I am.


How you doin'?
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
#32
Quote by metacarpi
And you can't argue with that.

We need to start releasing our scientific research about the existence of the Loch Ness Monster.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#33
Quote by Jack Off Jill
We need to start releasing our scientific research about the existence of the Loch Ness Monster.


But is the world ready to accept it? I think not.
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Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#34
Quote by Jack Off Jill
We need to start releasing our scientific research about the existence of the Loch Ness Monster.

I used to live 30 miles away from Loch Ness, visited 3-4 times and saw fuck all. Frankly, if there is a monster, he's an unsociable bastard who I don't care for.

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#35
Quote by metacarpi
But is the world ready to accept it? I think not.

We're going to need to place barriers around the lake so the townspeople who obviously can't even handle males with long hair.. won't flip out and start trying to kill Nessie.
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I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#36
Quote by Jack Off Jill
We're going to need to place barriers around the lake so the townspeople who obviously can't even handle males with long hair.. won't flip out and start trying to kill Nessie.


I reckon our studies show that Nessie could take 'em.

I say let's use it as a chance for more research!

"How Many Enraged Scots Can A Loch Ness Monster Consume/Subdue?"
Quote by GLP_Arclite
Pooping is well good though, to be fair.


I've got a handle on the fiction.

I'm losing my grip, 'cos I'm losing my fingers.
#38
Quote by Zero-Hartman
I used to live 30 miles away from Loch Ness, visited 3-4 times and saw fuck all. Frankly, if there is a monster, he's an unsociable bastard who I don't care for.

Look, Nessie probably moved to America because we're the only place with any real paranormal activity. Like Big Foot. My investigations show that Big Foot and Nessie are married at the moment and living somewhere in Idaho.
Quote by vintage x metal
I love you =] I can't say I was very fond of you when we first started talking because you trolled the hell out of my threads, but after talking to you here I've grown very attached to you.

Yeah, write to my fanclub about it, honey.
#39
Quote by Jack Off Jill
We need to start releasing our scientific research about the existence of the Loch Ness Monster.

Nessie's Mine
RULE BRITANNIA
#40
Quote by Jack Off Jill
Look, Nessie probably moved to America because we're the only place with any real paranormal activity. Like Big Foot. My investigations show that Big Foot and Nessie are married at the moment and living somewhere in Idaho.


Now I've heard this I really want to believe it's true.
wen i ask they say that they fall into the habit smhw ........but nyways i think there is a connection smwhere. Now i being a teetollar will not give into this habit nyhw

FOR JUST £2 A WEEK, YOU CAN PREVENT THIS.
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