Sarah Palin forced by her party to NEVER tell the truth about her non-political life.

#2
This was pretty obvious imo
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#3
She has a whole bunch of incoherent responses. They're all hilarious/sad.

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#4
No sound for me at the moment, but I'll take a guess as to what she is saying:

Reporter: "So Ms. Palin, what newspapers do you read these days?"
Palin: "Uh... you know... that's a... very... good... question. I think... I... would... say... all of them?"
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#6
Well, of course they don't want us to know about her pact with Satan. Or the labotomy.


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No sound for me at the moment, but I'll take a guess as to what she is saying:

Reporter: "So Ms. Palin, what newspapers do you read these days?"
Palin: "Uh... you know... that's a... very... good... question. I think... I... would... say... all of them?"

That's exactly what she said.

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That's exactly what she said.


No fucking way!?
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#11
Have you guys not realised how stupid this bitch is? She believes humans and dinosaurs co-existed. Is that not evidence enough something is wrong?
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No sound for me at the moment, but I'll take a guess as to what she is saying:

Reporter: "So Ms. Palin, what newspapers do you read these days?"
Palin: "Uh... you know... that's a... very... good... question. I think... I... would... say... all of them?"
Scarily accurate.
#13
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No fucking way!?

Her response to "What specific media sources do you subscribe to?"

"All of them, any of them."

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#14
didn't watch the vid, but according to the title, EVERY politician is basically held to that same standard. noone gives full details about their life, until the press finds out, that is.
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No fucking way!?

hahaaha your sound probably is working and you're just trying to mess with us.

If it really is a coincedence, yeah that's what she said
#16
"didn't watch the vid, but according to the title, EVERY politician is basically held to that same standard. noone gives full details about their life, until the press finds out, that is."

but still, a presidential candidate should be able to better answer that question.
#17
Darkstar, only thing wrong with your original post was that you forgot to throw in the part how she tries to sell Alaska.
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Anyone love Katie Couric's not so subtle expressions of disappointment?

When Palin started talking about Alaska out of nowhere, Katie's like "....wtf are you on about, bitch?"

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#19
Ughhhh...... come on, she doesnt even know the name of one newspaper so she can bullshit? oh well doesnt matter Mccain isnt gonna win.
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"didn't watch the vid, but according to the title, EVERY politician is basically held to that same standard. noone gives full details about their life, until the press finds out, that is."

but still, a presidential candidate should be able to better answer that question.


shes a vice presidential candidate, and you're right, there's no excuse. however, Palin shouldn't be judged on a different scale than any other nominee.
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#21
The answers were probably "The Christian Times" "Christian News Weekly" "The Journal of Christian Science" "Christian Paleontology Monthly" (This months headline: Dinosaur bones dated to 1047 AD!!!!) And (of course) "The What Would Jesus Do? Good Housekeeping"

Probably also "Guns n' Ammo".

edit: I mean if she'd given any
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Anyone love Katie Couric's not so subtle expressions of disappointment?

When Palin started talking about Alaska out of nowhere, Katie's like "....wtf are you on about, bitch?"

Any time Katie has interviewed her, she's had problems with Sarah not answering the question.

I predict that if McCain and Palin DO win, Katie will be the one with the sniper rifle.
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She isn't even a milf, dude...
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Any time Katie has interviewed her, she's had problems with Sarah not answering the question.

I predict that if McCain and Palin DO win, Katie will be the one with the sniper rifle.

Along with Bill Maher:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrcy1MxhhVk
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#28
That's what she said.


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Actually, I imagine it will be a lot like that episode of the Simpsons where Mr. Burns blocks out the sun. And everyone grabs a gun, or a knife.. and no one can figure out who did it.

And it turns out to be a bunch of survivors from botched abortions who are pissed off because they have to live.
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#30
Sarah Palin is an absolute fucking joke. A gimmick pick, no more. I'm no supporter of the republicans by any stretch of imagination, but McCain could have at least retained some credibility in his campaign if he'd just gone with his gut and gone with Romney or Pawlenty or something. She can't answer questions thrown at her in a way that shows any sort of confidence, she has some of the worst, bible-bashing, close-minded stances on issues I have ever seen, and essentially could not be worse suited to the position. The decision just sort of came out as a laughably transparent grasp at Hillary's supporters in my opinion. It also worries me somewhat that she was quoted to not have a slight fucking clue about the role she accepted to run for.
Biden will tear her apart.

Just thought I'd get that out of my system.
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Sarah Palin is an absolute fucking joke. A gimmick pick, no more. I'm no supporter of the republicans by any stretch of imagination, but McCain could have at least retained some credibility in his campaign if he'd just gone with his gut and gone with Romney or Pawlenty or something. She can't answer questions thrown at her in a way that shows any sort of confidence, she has some of the worst, bible-bashing, close-minded stances on issues I have ever seen, and essentially could not be worse suited to the position. The decision just sort of came out as a laughably transparent grasp at Hillary's supporters in my opinion. It also worries me somewhat that she was quoted to not have a slight fucking clue about the role she accepted to run for.
Biden will tear her apart.

Just thought I'd get that out of my system.

Yeah I can't wait till Thursday. It's funny that this dumb bitch could be president once Mccain dies.
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#32
Also, it sickens me to the core that the economic shitstorm was dealt with so terribly for the sole reason that Democrats and Republicans completely missed the fucking point and turned it into a political game.
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