#1
Backwards, forwards, all at once
We crashed the wagon just for fun
We'd walk on roads and drive on pavements
No other way that I can slur this
We're just going in circles, repeating ourselves
Surprised there's anything left on those shelves

I left my head in a bottle and my stomach in a sink
Because I think I like the way it feels when I don't think
Give it three more hours it might hurt when I blink
But for the time being I can handle three more drinks

She said "You can't face your problems"
I prefer to call myself shitfaced
Wonder where she's gone
Another scotch, on the rocks
Like me, and like my blood will be
And has been all along
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


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#2
Okay, so I read this, then I picked up my guitar, then I turned it in to a ska song.

I think this is brilliant, and especially so in song form (I understand how annoying it is when people say this). With a few alterations it works perfectly and I'm left with the feeling of really wanting to turn it in to something

Congrats, eh.
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#3
Thanks. Anything you want me to crit?
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT
#4
Erm, I've got a piece on this page or the next called 'yes, i'm still in this mood' (can't post a link sorry, my Mozilla's broken.. the actual version of it is down the page) or a look at 'Sadly, his favourite movie is Taxi Driver' would be much appreciated .

You're keeping the rights on this one though I guess, eh? (hell, I'm shitfaced, what you gonna do :p
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#5
Haha, yeah, unfortunately. But I wouldn't sue you for doing your own version unless it was better than my own >.>, I'd just find it flattering
I play by my own rules. And I have one rule; There are no rules... but if there are, they're there to be broken. Even this one.


Confused? Good.

Quote by CrucialGutchman
Sigs are wastes of my precious screen space.

^ Irony

Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
LET ME HUMP YOU DAMMIT