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#1
Lol, this one's for the Star Wars fans of UG. I've been reading the CYOA of the Teen Edition and it inspired me to do one of my own in an element that I'd be best at with a story.

You are a young Jedi Padawan named Hidan Korren, you have spent your entire life in the Jedi Temple on Coruscant. You are slightly promising, however, you are lacking in ways compared to your fellow learners. You are often very impulsive, and when you get impulsive, you get reckless, and clumsy. You found yourself very puzzled upon being apprenticed to the Jedi Master Ono Urr, a famous warrior of the Great Hyperspace War.

Dramatis Personae: (Characters
Hidan Korren (you) Human male, Jedi Padawan
Master Ono Urr (your master) Human Male, Jedi Master
Jax Bardan (your best friend) Iridonian Male, Jedi Padawan
Alanna Skirata (your forbidden crush) Twi'Lek Female, Jedi Padawan
Master Yoda, duh
Trayus (mysterious man in a dark cloak) Unknown


To the story...
You are in your quarters meditating, everything in your room is levitating in a slight orbit around you as you tap into the force, calming yourself and expanding the tendrils of the force as far as you can.
*beep*

Your Comlink chimes, you activate it with the force, still in meditation. "Hey Hidan, it's Jax, I heard there is a podrace going down in the Blackpit Slums again, wanna go check it out?"


A. Politely Decline and continue meditating
B. Go for it, podraces r t3h awsUm
C. Say that they could get in trouble again
D. Tell him to go eat a dick.


That's all ill write for now just to see if people wish to participate, if you want to be a DW, PM me. I'll edit if people become DWs.

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#3
D.
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#5
I pick E: suck his dick while bobba fett watches and jerks off.
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#7
I'd pick A, but im too lazy to play
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#9
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E- fap using force.


Why don't you just force pull some girl?


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#10
A- 1
D- 2
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#11
lol i'll go e.

but if you won't write that then d.
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#12
e or d
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#14
D wins

*


"Jax, go eat a dick." *slight pause* "Ok Hidan, I'll talk to you when you pull the vibroblade out of your ass". This useless comlink conversation compels you to cease your meditation in your chamber, and you head over to the Room of a Thousand Fountains. You are greeted with the verdant smell of foliage and and overcoming sense of peace. You walk towards the center reservoir and you spot Alanna meditating on the bank.

A. Greet her and sit next to her.
B. Go for a swim and hope she notices you.
C. Poke her on the shoulder.
D. Force Push her into the pond.
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#15
C.

you never said what you were gonna poke her with...
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#16
D!
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#17
D...
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#20
We are going to be the worst Jedi ever...
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#21
lol, im suprised that so many picked D, i probably would have picked A.

awww who am i kidding? D!!!
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#22
D.
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#23
D wins by a ****load

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You stealthily approach Alanna very meticulously. You stop when you are 6ft away from her. You curl up your hands to your chest, channeling the living force through your clenched fists. You then spread your hands open and shout FALLLLLLLLCOOOOOOOOOOOON PUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNCHHHH. The force erupts from your palms as a shockwave of force energy knocks Alanna and tosses her flippantly into the pond. Stunned she paddles up to the surface and sees you standing there laughing your ass off. "*Chuckle* Hidan, if you wanted to go for a swim you could have just asked me". Accepting her invitation, you do a triple front flip and land into the water right beside her. For several minutes you paddle around and play splash splash like little children. Eventually your aquatic redenzvous gets a little more intense as you begin to dunk each other under the water's surface. You get Alanna good as you pull the both of you underwater. You both use the force to breath as you constantly begin pulling each other deeper and deeper into the pond. You both hit the surface and you are still in a playful embrace. At this point, you are staring directly into her eyes, the water gleaming radiant light off her blue skin.

A. Swim back to the surface and towel off.
B. Kiss her.
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#24
ahh... hell why not go with B.... for t3h lulz anyway
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#25
B

loved the falcon punch bit.
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#27
B. 2
A. 0
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#28
not enough choices...

i pick c. spit in her face....

or d. angry pirate...


but you won't write those so i guess....A. cockblock yourself
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#29
C. Phantom jerk while your looking in her eyes.
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#31
so the count is
A.2
B.2

next choice will win i belive(anyone else wanna write it since he seems to have left us?)
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#34
so thats now

A. 2
B. 4

(seriously anyone wanna write it that won't **** it up?)
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#36
i'm writing it hold on a few minutes
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#37
As you kiss her, it startles her for a second before she force pushes you across the room. As you smack into the wall you see her get up and leave in a hurry. "oh great... that was soooo smooth... dumbass" you say to yourself.

You see master yoda walk into the room and you fear he is looking for you

you


A. try to move quickly and quietly out of the room
B. you walk over to him to see what he is looking for
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#38
I can write if anybody won't. EDIT: nvm, I'm going to sleep.

And I vote A.
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#40
C, Force push Yoda into a wheelchair.
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