Boy, 3, faces lifelong Bart Simpson scar after suffering reaction to henna tattoo

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#2
lol. that was brilliant.
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#3
Well, let's just look on the bright side of things - at least he wasn't 14. If he was, he'd probably have drawn a phallus on himself
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#5
Didn't those people hear about the first kid that this happened to?


Watch, this one will be the bigger deal, even though the other kid's scar was worse.
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#11
He has a life long conversation starter.

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#13
That sucks, particularly as it's a dumb looking tattoo.
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well, it couldn't be worse. The Simpsons is a terrible show.

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#17
man the first time i saw this thread title, i was expecting a story about a boy with 3 faces
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I wouldn't complain, I say that, but realistically I would sue him but secretly love what he has done.
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well, it could be worse. at least The Simpsons was a good show.

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#21
He should rub some icy hot on it.
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well, it could be worse. at least The Simpsons was a good show.

fixed
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Lmao
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He has a life long conversation starter.

I could make a lame Batman joke, but I'm not going to.

don't you mean bartman?

that is really kind of shitty, but who lets there 3 year old get a henna tattoo to begin with?
#28
Awesome, he got a real tattoo for a fraction of the price!

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#29
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man the first time i saw this thread title, i was expecting a story about a boy with 3 faces

glad to know that I'm not the only one
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man the first time i saw this thread title, i was expecting a story about a boy with 3 faces

That was so funny.
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#32
My parents wouldn't even let me watch the Simpsons until I was about 8, and this kids' parents let him get henna ink from some shady street shop at age 3?

#33
These places can't really be trusted to be honest. There is no guarantee that the henna used would be the safe one (I think black might be the dodgy one). The kid's mother should have had the common sense to say no.

Oh well, I'm sure she'll be back in Britain now claiming her benefits (in the lazy sense, not in the "I genuinely can't work" sense).

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#35
that sux for him now, but when he's older that will be totally awesome!
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#38
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He has a life long conversation starter.


"...yeah i got it when i was three, hanna tattoo gone wrong. anyways how bout me u and bart hook up later.."
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don't you mean bartman?

that is really kind of shitty, but who lets there 3 year old get a henna tattoo to begin with?

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