Poll: Would you like an extra ball?
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View poll results: Would you like an extra ball?
Hell Yes
82 53%
Two balls are touble enough
41 26%
I'm a girl
9 6%
My penis sometimes goes into my vagina, is that supposed to happen?
24 15%
Voters: 156.
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#1
Have a huge dick at the cost of having a third testicle would you do it?
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#2
Yes.


Because I would literally have more balls than anybody else.
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#4
Hell yeah.

Where's the downside?
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#5
I already have a huge dick.

And only two testicles.
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#6
As owner of UGs hugest penis, I only have two balls and they serve me well.

no need for the third
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you again


damn i could've done a much better response for ntchode 'Owner of UGs hugest penis'
#7
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Hell yeah.

Where's the downside?


yeah, what's supposed to be bad about a 3rd ball? I wonder if I could blow 50% more load...
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#8
Yeah, there really is no downside in this situation...
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#9
yeah it could be pretty good to have an extra ball to get sucked on.
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you again


damn i could've done a much better response for ntchode 'Owner of UGs hugest penis'
#11
why not????
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#12
hell yes! i mean, c'mon! do girls care about the third ball? they won't feel it at all what with my footlong. CMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

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#14
Where's the option for "My dick is already large?"
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#15
hell yeah then just sell the 3rd one to science or whatever... they give you $75,000 and a rubber replacement if you want

lol
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#16
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Where's the option for "My dick is already large?"


I wouldn't want anyone to lie
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#18
Why would i want to lose one? The only people that would say no to that is the emo kids, two is already problem enough in those skinny jeans.
#20
lmao this is why i love the pit...and i wouldve voted hell yes but i couldnt help not picking the last one
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#23
This is like offering me cake on the sole condition that I must eat ice cream afterward.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#25
For some reason, when I read your post I thought you said "have a second dick for the price of a third testicle."
#26
My mom had a friend whose husband had three balls...
I was telling her about how my boyfriend's friend has a third nipple and she decided to tell me that, I laughed so hard.
#27
I read a story in the newspaper about a guy with the 3testicles once.

His wife was complaining about how he had to have sex all of the time. She said she had so much sex with him that she even had blisters on her vajayjay.

And that is all well and good as long as you have a girl who is willing to have sex with you 5 to 6 times a day, EVERY DAY, forever pretty much.

For most of the pit, all a 3rd testicle would mean is pretty much constant masturbation. And not even like "Haha, the pit already contantly masturbates". I am ****ing serious. Literal constant masturbation.

I am perfectly content with the size of my penis and I certainly do not need a 3rd testicle.
#28
yes, certainly.

it is possible to have one of them removed obviously. id say it would be worth it.
#29
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yes, certainly.

it is possible to have one of them removed obviously. id say it would be worth it.


What happened to Bubbles and Buttercup?
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#30
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What happened to Bubbles and Buttercup?



They're on holiday. they said it might be a permanent holiday. they weren't sure though.
#31
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They're on holiday. they said it might be a permanent holiday. they weren't sure though.


perhaps they were scared off by your third testicle
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#32
Yes.


Would the third testicle be on the side of one of my existing balls or in front of it making a triangle of testicles if you were to look at it from the bottom?
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#33
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#34
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I wouldn't want anyone to lie

Exactly - you just contradicted yourself.
#35
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Exactly - you just contradicted yourself.


wat?
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#36
a 3rd ball would suck horribly.
It would be awkward running/walking/playing sports with three balls going in all directions.
Have you guys thought about how much it would hurt to get kicked there? It already hurts enough with 2, i bet 3 would knock you out lol
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#37
Quote by slaptasticdave
wat?

You said you didn't want people to lie by adding a "I already have a huge dick" option, and by not having that option, the people who do have a big dick would be lieing by saying they want a big dick.
#38
Quote by acersucks
You said you didn't want people to lie by adding a "I already have a huge dick" option, and by not having that option, the people who do have a big dick would be lieing by saying they want a big dick.


nobody who says they have a big dick really does, besides theres the always the family guy option
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#39
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Yea. A third testical would increase the load and range of a cumshot.

This.
#40
Poll results are surprising. I'm quite happy with my penis thank you, I do not need an extra bollock.

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