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#1
Alright so heres the story you fall down a mine shaft and all you have is extra socks, some dental floss, a mini flaslight, a bag of pretzels, and a set of keys. How do you get out?
Gear:
Guitars/ Basses:
PRS SE singlecut w/Tremolo
Epiphone Sg
Epiphone Thunderbird

Waiting in the wings:
Squier Strat mod
(soon to start)

Amps:
Line 6 Spider JAM
Peavey Max 115 bass amp
#3
Quote by PooKoo
you can go **** yourself.

Well done.

And I would eat the pretzels because I love pretzels.
#4
is this a vertical or horizontal mineshaft?

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#5
Eat the pretzals, whack yourself in the head with the flashlight until you pass out, then wake up and tie the dental floss to the keys, throw em up, and jingle em until someone comes. The socks can be used for fapping while you wait.
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#6
Quote by Bassmastajazzyj
Alright so heres the story you fall down a mine shaft and all you have is extra socks, some dental floss, a mini flaslight, a bag of pretzels, and a set of keys. How do you get out?

Eat the pretzels.
Floss in case you get rescued.
Put the keys inside the sock and beat it against the rock til someone saves you.
#7
The bag of pretzels is green and the key is pink. They transform into Cosmo and Wanda my FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!!!!

Me: I wish I had a way out of this mine shaft!

Cosmo: You got it kiddo!!!!

Me/Wanda: Nooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

Kool Aid: *bursts through wall* OHHHHHHH YEEEEEAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Me: *walks through hole*

/thread
#8
1) put on socks, I hate cold feet.
2) eat pretzels. As stated before, they are delicious.
3)floss teeth, because not flossing is the leading cause of the gum disease known as GINGIVITIS!!
4)Use keys and flashlight to do janitor puppet theater.


...ok so I got lazy on the last one, bite me.
#9
Quote by Conehead
is this a vertical or horizontal mineshaft?

*insert wittily crafted sexual innuendo involving the use of the word shaft followed by "if you know what I mean" because I fail at making them *
#11
use the keys to cut your throat... than you dont have to worry about it
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#13
Eat Pretzels.

Kill self.
Gear:

-Guitars-
Esp/LTD JH-200
Ibanez RG2EX2
Yamaha FD01

-Amps-
Marshall MGDFX250 (It was a Gift)
Peavey Vypyr 15 watt

-Effects-
Digitech DF-7
#14
rape. i would rape the mine shaft.
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#17
Quote by Conehead
is this a vertical or horizontal mineshaft?



how do you fall DOWN a horizontal mineshaft? lol
#18
Quote by kevin14u2nv
how do you fall DOWN a horizontal mineshaft? lol



"down" is subjective. Just like left and right.


...I know, I'm an idiot
#19
Oh I C what u did there


Guys, in this story you're Osama Binladen and you didn't "fall" you're hiding.

All of the listed items can be used to make a bomb.
#21
Fuck the bike, eat the girl, take the pizza.

Wait...

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#22
call macguyver
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#23
see what you do is ...
take an epic amount of craps so that you can stand on it and eventually find urself at the top
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#24
I'd use the keys to open the bag of pretzels (if they would be locked) then I would use the flashlight to look in the bag and find the pretzels that are broke in half (their my favorites). After eating the pretzels I would floss me teeth so I don't get bad breath.
#27
I was expecting the first line of this thread to be "Of a lovely lady"
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#29
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call macguyver



shit beaten to it!!!!
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Take them all away...
#31
I climb out, eat the pretzels, floss my teeth, and then drive away in my car.
We sailed through endless skies...

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#33
Put the pretzels in the socks, tie them to the dental floss. Then, throw it up out of the shaft, and wait for some animal to eat them. Then, drag it down into the hole. Eat that. Then, shine the flashlight out of the hole when it is dark. Someone will see you.
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#34
Quote by silhouettica
Put the pretzels in the socks, tie them to the dental floss. Then, throw it up out of the shaft, and wait for some animal to eat them. Then, drag it down into the hole. Eat that. Then, shine the flashlight out of the hole when it is dark. Someone will see you.


I actually see some potential in that.
Gear:
Guitars/ Basses:
PRS SE singlecut w/Tremolo
Epiphone Sg
Epiphone Thunderbird

Waiting in the wings:
Squier Strat mod
(soon to start)

Amps:
Line 6 Spider JAM
Peavey Max 115 bass amp
#35
Quote by Twist of fate
No moron, the pizza would be cold by the time you eat the girl. Also, you'd be full from the girl.



More like she would be full from me.
#36
Quote by Twist of fate
No moron, the pizza would be cold by the time you eat the girl. Also, you'd be full from the girl.

Fuck her with the pizza, sell the bike, buy more pizza.

I can't find the demote anywhere though

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


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Berserker.
#38
first I would eat the pretzels for energy then I would use the socks to tie up my hands after this i would climb out the shaft using only my teeth. Once I'm out I use the floss to get rocks out of my teeth.
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#39
Quote by Zero-Hartman
Fuck her with the pizza, sell the bike, buy more pizza.

I can't find the demote anywhere though

That's the spirit.
Also, it's in my /b/ folder somewhere. If I find it I shall post.
#40
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