#1
Rule 1: if the pit has a sweaty shirtless older man in it, dont take your eye off him.
Rule 2: if someone fals over pick them the **** up.
Rule 3: dont piss half the pit off or youl become the floor.
Rule 4: the faster the music is the faster you go.
Rule 5: the heavier the music is the tuffer the pit is.
Rule 6: pulling beards, hair or anything else hairy is really gay.
Rule 7: weapons should only be used if our being gang bashed.
Rule 8: dont eat in a mosh pit.
Rule 9: beer will be taken from you by the pit...and then thrown in the air.
Rule 10: if you cheap shot the big sweaty man will eat you.
Rule 11: when the shows over anyone still moshing is now apart of a fight.
Rule 12: if someones out cold take comand and get them to the front.
Rule 13: wear a cup if neccesary!!!!!
Rule 14: studs, belts and an metal or leather hurts.
Rule 15: if the band says mosh more...do it
Rule 16: if you find yourself in the middle of a wall of death...you cant be helped
Rule 17: if you go to a DevilDriver, Slayer, Slipknot, Lamb Of God etc concert you will be hurt.
Rule 18: if you are going to headbang find some space.
Rule 19: the big sweaty older man cant be taken down single handedly unless you are one yourself.
Rule 20: the most dangerous part of the pit must be you.
Rule 21: if theres a girl in the mosh pit push her like you would pusha dude...then help her up and get her number.
Rule 22: there is no such thing as a safe spot.
Rule 23: if security try to break it up take him down with the help of a big sweaty older man.
Rule 24: if you lose your shoe then you might not find it.
Rule 25: if you find a shoe throw it in the air unless of course if its your shoe.
Rule 26: steel toe shoes houldnt be used too much for kicking..because no one kicks in mosh.
Rule 27: the concrete wall is tuffer than the big sweaty older man.
Rule 28: jeans dont rip
Rule 29: your shirt may rip
Rule 30: your skin may rip
Rule 31: wallets will be stolen
Rule 32: no martal arts skill can prepare you for a mosh pit, pure bulk and guts is the key.
Rule 33: find your teeth
Rule 34: dont go looking for your teeth while your moshing.
Rule 35: no insurence comopany covermosh pits for any damage or theft.
Rule 36: moshing in the seats is almost impossible to start.
Rule 37: moshing inthe seats will hurt alot more.
Rule 38: the ground is not a safe place to hide.
Rule 39: you have 2 choices enjoy the band or mosh!!
Rule 40: if someone brings a folding chair to sit on mosh in the middle of that spot.
Rule 41: the big sweaty older guy has big sweaty older friends.
Rule 42: glasses will end up being dropped....you will also be dropped.
Rule 43: glasses dont survive mosh pits.
Rule 44: if you bang heads with someone and you feel dizzy, keeps moshing
Rule 45: punching is only cool when moving really fast.
Rule 46: being sandwhiched by two moshers is totally cool.
Rule 47: being sandwhiched by two big sweaty older men is totally not cool.
Rule 48: if you cower into a ball on the floor you will be on the wrong end of a human soccer game.
Rule 49: jumping can end in your favour or not in your favour, choose wisly
Rule 50: if you are 6-7 foot and huge then you are whats called the challenge of the mosh pit.
#2
Rule 51: Don't go in one in the first place
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Quote by themtalisgood
Rule 27: the concrete wall is tuffer than the big sweaty older man.


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I found many spelling errors, that's all I have to say.
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slipknot?
you're kidding right?
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Quote by themtalisgood

Rule 1: if the pit has a sweaty shirtless older man in it, dont take your eye off him.
Rule 21: if theres a girl in the mosh pit push her like you would pusha dude...then help her up and get her number.


Rule 27: the concrete wall is tuffer than the big sweaty older man.
Rule 28: jeans dont rip
Rule 29: your shirt may rip
Rule 30: your skin may rip



I laughed at the bolded ones. I can see how number 1 is in your best intrests. All the underlined ones (aswell as several others i deleted) are 'facts' not rules.

And some of the grammatical errors made it so hard to read.
#10
that was ****ing hilarious lol. mostly cause its all true hahaha
but slipknot.. no... that shit was weak i saw them 2 months ago and there was little girl moshing
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Good. Many grammatical errors though.
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Rule 45: punching is only cool when moving really fast.

Wrong. Punching is never cool; nor is hardcore dancing of any kind.

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