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#1
Just like the title says.. What are the strangest song titles you know?

Examples:
Thanks For the Killer Game of Crisco Twister
Absinthe Party At the Fly Honey Warehouse
I Lost All My Money At the **** Fights
#2
Wierd Fishes/ Arpegi
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#3
i got punched in the face for sticking my nose in other people's business

or something like that.
and its a given that someone will say i cum blood.
SO DONT!
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#4
Basically anythin written by Fall Out Boy
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#6
St. Alfonzo's Pancake Breakfast
Stink-Foot
Penguin Attack
Meat Sandwich
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#7
oh wow where do i start...
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#9
I wanna f*** a dog in the a**- blink 182

Wow i was the first to say that.

Adding:
- Most the stuff by Dream Theater
- Most the stuff by Tool
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Oh damn, how could i forget that one?
#12
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Just like the title says.. What are the strangest song titles you know?

Examples:
Thanks For the Killer Game of Crisco Twister
Absinthe Party At the Fly Honey Warehouse
I Lost All My Money At the **** Fights

Minus the Bear ftw.

Whacko Jacko Steals the Elephant Man's Bones
F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P
I Just Got This Symphony Goin'

All by The Fall of Troy.
#14
i cum blood...it is!
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#15
"YYZ" - Rush
"I Think We Are Both Suffering From the Same Crushing Metaphysical Crisis" - Horse the Band
"300 M.P.H. Torrential Outpour Blues" - The White Stripes
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inb4 I cum blood

Umm... Lots of nirvana songs have odd titles...

Ill just name a few

Scentless Apprentice
Frances Farmer Will Have Her Revenge On Seattle
Very Ape
Rape Me
Tourettes
#19
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Minus the Bear ftw.

Whacko Jacko Steals the Elephant Man's Bones
F.C.P.S.I.T.S.G.E.P.G.E.P.G.E.P
I Just Got This Symphony Goin'

All by The Fall of Troy.


Agh. you beat me to whacko jacko.
good song btw.

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#20
Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict - Pink Floyd

The Grand Vizier's Garden Party - Pink Floyd

21st Century Schizoid Man - King Crimson
#22
Pretty much anything on a Cream or Traffic album.

IE; Low Spark of High Heeled Boys (f-ing' AWESOME song though )
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#23
"Your pussy is glued to a building on fire" from Frusciante's heroin days.
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I Got 10 Friends And A Crowbar That Says You Ain't Gonna Do Jack - Underoath
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#26
Fire Coming Out Of The Monkey's Head-Gorillaz
Don't Get Blood On My Prada Shoes-The Number 12 Looks Like You
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by Aphex Twin.
#35
The Sixth Extinction Crept Up Slowly, Like Sunlight Through the Shutters, As We Looked Back in Regret - Red Sparrows

Just rolls off the tongue.

Their album ''At the Soundless Dawn'' is made up of song titles such as that one. In fact it's based on a story and all the titles in order form a poem.
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She Was Waiting For Her Mother At the Station in Torino and You Know I Love You Baby But It's Getting Too Heavy To Laugh - Shawn Philips
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#37
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'Rape Me' - Nirvana.

How is that wierd?

If it was "Sodomize Me"


Well, then it would be a whole other story...
#38
"This Song Is Called"
"Nickels Is Money Too"
"Goats on a Boat"
"Hey John, Whats Your Name Again"
"HTML Rulez d00d"
etc.
by The Devil Wears Prada

"The Backwards Pumpkin Song"
"Surprise! I'm from Cuba Everyone Has 1 Brain"
"The Robot vs. Heroin Battle Of Vietnam"
By Dance Gavin Dance

"Shhhh! If you're quiet I'll show you a dinosaur"
by The Fall Of Troy

Yeaah, most of the bands I listen to have pretty weird song names haha.
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"Pain in der arsch pocket full of cash" by Turbonegro.

It's about a guy who becomes a rent boy, gets AIDS and dies.
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