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#1
Well today I came home to find out the E string on my guitar snapped.
Not a big deal, as I can replace it later..
But, I found it weird that it broke while I wasn't playing it.
It was just hanging on the wall, and a string broke.

Has anyone ever had this happen?


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#5
blame the string snapping gnomes
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#6
The string breaker gnomes are back....


They were away since the 80s....


But now they are back...

Guys...


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#10
No, I have never heard of this phenomenon...
Except for the...
Guitar-String-Snapping Goblins.
And the idea of a guitar randomly exploding also made me lol too survivalism.
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#12
string snapping gnomes, excuse me.
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#14
One of my strings snapped when I tuned it down a few steps... that didn't make any sense.
#15
But guys my guitar is hanging on the wall, there is no way a gnome or a goblin could reach it...

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One of my strings snapped when I tuned it down a few steps... that didn't make any sense.


That also happened to me, when I was tuning down to C#...


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#16
godamn those string-snapping gnomes! I knew they would come back someday...............they always do.............
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#18
Go back in time to see who played it, and when you see no-one did you will think I will have a quick play, you break the string, and that's how it all happened
#19
Let me take you back.

4 months ago, I woke up at 3:27am. I couldn't get back to sleep so I decided to play guitar for a bit, but I realised that all the strings were broken. What the fuck? I heard a little laugh, from the kitchen I thought it was. I was scared, so I grabbed a scalpel from my room and my camera phone and decended into the kitchen, and the laughing got louder. I kicked open the door and saw something on the floor, scurrying away as it knew its secrecy was blown. To this day I still maintain it was a String Gnome. I even got a picture.


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One of my strings snapped when I tuned it down a few steps... that didn't make any sense.


does if your saddles gay and sharp or if the string was really rusty.
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#21
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But guys my guitar is hanging on the wall, there is no way a gnome or a goblin could reach it...


That also happened to me, when I was tuning down to C#...

Gnomes have suction cups...


Which explains that one guy's majik pick box falling off his dresser.
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But guys my guitar is hanging on the wall, there is no way a gnome or a goblin could reach it...


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#23
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Let me take you back.

4 months ago, I woke up at 3:27am. I couldn't get back to sleep so I decided to play guitar for a bit, but I realised that all the strings were broken. What the fuck? I heard a little laugh, from the kitchen I thought it was. I was scared, so I grabbed a scalpel from my room and my camera phone and decended into the kitchen, and the laughing got louder. I kicked open the door and saw something on the floor, scurrying away as it knew its secrecy was blown. To this day I still maintain it was a String Gnome. I even got a picture.


nice
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This makes me scared that one of these f*cking things is creeping around my house, waiting to strike.
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#25
Mayhap god hates you? But honestly, there could be a lot of reasons...And yet it seems to only happen to you. Or it could be a sign, or perhaps a very small burst of gamma radiation shot forth from a very small dieing star (completely screwing over what we know) and happened to impact you guitar string. Black holes? Maybe it your guitar got really dense and gained much gravity and then warped space time to rape that particular string. Evolution? De-evolution? Large Hadron Collider?

Or maybe someone played it and didn't want to get yelled at. You decide, I'm sticking with the LHC theory, despite the lack of sense it would take to believe it.
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#26
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those damn things is sneaky. it probably was looking for picks, jumped from your cieling and grabbbed your low E in an attempt to stop himself. but the force was too great, and the string snappd...

It was my high E string, but I get where you're going


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Let me take you back.

4 months ago, I woke up at 3:27am. I couldn't get back to sleep so I decided to play guitar for a bit, but I realised that all the strings were broken. What the fuck? I heard a little laugh, from the kitchen I thought it was. I was scared, so I grabbed a scalpel from my room and my camera phone and decended into the kitchen, and the laughing got louder. I kicked open the door and saw something on the floor, scurrying away as it knew its secrecy was blown. To this day I still maintain it was a String Gnome. I even got a picture.



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#30
what kind of guitar is it by chance?
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#31
i've witnessed this too....
except with my bass string D=
low e,
and it popped randomly in the middle, not the saddle or anything so it wasn't that
man, gnomes are serious business.
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#32
lol man that gnome picture is freaking scary, way to give me nightmares for a week
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Does anyone know any fun recipes?
Yeah a big juicy flank steak

What can be done with tofu?
Nothing it taste like crap

Is there such thing as vegan meat? Vegan sausages ect
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#33
Sorry man, that was my bad. Here's how it went.

*I walk into your room*

*play horribly mangled Green Day riff*

*string snaps*

Me: HOLY SHIT!!!!! This isn't Guitar Center...

Sorry man. $6.99 will be in your Papal account soon.


Oh... and your sister's no longer a virgin.
#34
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what kind of guitar is it by chance?

Its an Epiphone SG.
Im not sure why this gnome chose that guitar instead of my custom Epiphone Explorer, because it hangs lower than the SG, making it easier to reach...
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Oh... and your sister's no longer a virgin.

I don't have a sister


wat


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#35
because it was an oh so sexy SG, parhaps the gnome took some time off from his job to... you know... take part in the "Financial Assistance Program". and as we all know, gnomes have acid splooge... case solved
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Its an Epiphone SG.
Im not sure why this gnome chose that guitar instead of my custom Epiphone Explorer, because it hangs lower than the SG, making it easier to reach...
I don't have a sister


wat


Its obvious.

It was a flying gnome.
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Its obvious.

It was a flying gnome.

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#38
that happened to my cuz and her whole family saw it happen. it was just siting there in the case and the G string snapped

so thos Gnomes are very sneaky maybe even invisible
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#39
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that happened to my cuz and her whole family saw it happen. it was just siting there in the case and the G string snapped

so thos Gnomes are very sneaky maybe even invisible


Well, ever since cheftain gnome married the tooth fairy they've been getting quite tricky with their sneakyness, i just think we all need guard gnomes in each of our rooms guarding our guitars.

I've got one. Trust me they work.

They're pretty cheap too. My model was onlt $20 at kmart.
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Well, ever since cheftain gnome married the tooth fairy they've been getting quite tricky with their sneakyness, i just think we all need guard gnomes in each of our rooms guarding our guitars.

I've got one. Trust me they work.

They're pretty cheap too. My model was onlt $20 at kmart.

They're unreliable and devious though, last Gnome I employed ran off with my hobgoblin house keeper and took all my silverware.

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