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#2
How much of life have you learnt from the Pit? And do your parents know you're here?
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#4
You registered on your birthday? Was that one of your presents?

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#7
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No I think there are some born in 1996.

Which is absolutely fucked.



really? please tell me if there are, because i'll ban them.

you have to be 13 to register on this site.


so TS, you probably are one of the youngest since you are 13.
#10
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You registered on your birthday? Was that one of your presents?


Nope, I joined a year ago. (please dont ban me for that, that was the PAST)

I dont even know why it says that I joined on June 2008. Probably because I was banned for a while.
#12
Good sweet Jesus.

I am almost a decade older than you are, child.

I feel very depressed now . . .
#14
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Am I?

DOB: June 5, 1995


Hey, you were born on the same day as me.... only three years later.

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#16
What are you doing here young one?


You should be out riding bikes and causing shenanigans in your neighborhood
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#17
I registered when I was 12 so I guess I was pretty young then, but I don't think I ever used the boards at that age, I think I would have gotten eated if I did.
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#18
wow..

i'm 16 and i would never let my parents read what goes on here.


you've gotta be paranoid as ****
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#19
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Hey, my birthday is june 6th.....1989.

D-Day, awesome

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


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Is like a truck
Berserker.
#20
i've sceen younger although i dont know what happened to them. I know one of them was about 10 and they may or may not have been banned. Really though this is the first time i heard you have to be older than 13 to join.
#22
I remember seeing some 05er with a 1994 birthday, which means he was 11 when he joined. So there are some younger than 13 'round these parts.
#23
No, I'm the youngest pit-goer. I'm actually just two or so months old. True story.
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#24
I'm only 11.....


+5. I lose.

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#25
Quote by martinez952000
Am I?

DOB: June 5, 1995

no you arnt

i was born it 2008

yeah hahahahaha

nah just joking
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I swear they just went into the special ed. class and got one of them to slam their foreheads on the keyboard.
I once masturbated on some dudes arm.
#26
I remember seeing a few people who were born in 1996 and 1997, while I was browsing profiles.
#28
I sure hope that you're the youngest Pit-goer. Because if there's anyone here younger than 13 they're in need of being banned until their 13th birthday. It says clearly that you need to be 13 or older to join UG.
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#30
You shouldn't even be allowed to view the Ultimate Sex Thread.

Hell, I'm almost 19 and I shouldn't be allowed to view the Ultimate Sex Thread. Shit's ridiculous.
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#31
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My profile says I'm eight years old.

Can't be bothered changing it.


For some reason my profile used to say I was born in 2027...that was weird, I think I fixed it though.
#33
you're going to be so unbelievably twisted in a few years.
If you think things can't get worse it's probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.
#34
Wow, kid, the pit is going to be a terrible place to be.

The pit will teach you some awful things.
#35
get out of here now!!!! you dont have much time! youre too young to die (on the inside, which is what the pit will do to you)

/trying to copy a cliche line from any generic action movie
^I S*** you not compadre!


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Wow TS, this is a seriously great, original idea.


Anyway, I'm off, for some reason I have the strongest urge to listen to The Ramones.
#36
I'm 14 (DOB: 11th, June 1994).
So you're younger than me by a year, give or take a bit.
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#37
yeah i don't recommend people 14 and under in the pit but I'm not your parents so...
#38
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Wow, kid, the pit is going to be a terrible place to be.

The pit will teach you some awful things.


I see. I'll watch out and be careful, I might follow someone's bad advice.
#40
All we have to remember is, when someone posts a topic asking a question, disregard all of the obscene gestures, namely "fapping", and "raping".

<3 the Pit/UG.
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