#1
“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop to look once in awhile, you could miss it.”
-Ferris Bueller

It can be from anywhere or anyone. I'm pretty sure this hasn't been done or atleast not for a while now.
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#2
Time flies...especially because I just built a clock-a-pult!
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#7
whats diversity?
i beleive its an old old wooden ship used during the civil war era


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#8
i dunno if these are even quotes but

''you know what they call a quarter pounder in paris...''what'' ....'''a royale with cheese''....'''royale with cheese???''.......''roooooyaale with cheese''

and

''mmmmhhhmmmmmm.....now that...is a tasty burger!!!!!!''

i love pulp fiction
#9
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“Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t stop to look once in awhile, you could miss it.”
-Ferris Bueller

It can be from anywhere or anyone. I'm pretty sure this hasn't been done or atleast not for a while now.

Also from Ferris Bueller:

Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself.

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#10
more of a short convo than a single quote, but whatever

An Interview with the Beatles:
REPORTER: I'd like to direct this question to Messrs. Lennon and McCartney. In a recent article, Time magazine put down pop music. And they referred to "Day Tripper" as being about a prostitute...
PAUL: Oh yeah.
REPORTER: ...and "Norwegian Wood" as being about a lesbian.
PAUL: Oh yeah.
REPORTER: I just wanted to know what your intent was when you wrote it, and what your feeling is about the Time magazine criticism of the music that is being written today.
PAUL: We were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians, that's all.
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Are you asking if midgets can draw people that are themselves smaller than the average person, or if midget drawings in general are smaller?
#12
Oh, life is like that. Sometimes, at the height of our reveries, when our joy is at it's zenith, when all is most right with the world, the most unthinkable disasters decend upon us.
-A Christmas Story
#13
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more of a short convo than a single quote, but whatever

An Interview with the Beatles:
REPORTER: I'd like to direct this question to Messrs. Lennon and McCartney. In a recent article, Time magazine put down pop music. And they referred to "Day Tripper" as being about a prostitute...
PAUL: Oh yeah.
REPORTER: ...and "Norwegian Wood" as being about a lesbian.
PAUL: Oh yeah.
REPORTER: I just wanted to know what your intent was when you wrote it, and what your feeling is about the Time magazine criticism of the music that is being written today.
PAUL: We were just trying to write songs about prostitutes and lesbians, that's all.

haha

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#16
"theres such a fine line between clever and...and stupid"

spinal tap
also my senior quote lol


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#17
'The mark of greatness is when everything before you is obsolete, and everything after you bears your mark.'

-dont know who said it
#18
"Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
Landfill: [Interrupting] What's a ZJ?
Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: [Trying to persuade Landfill] I've got $4."
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touche sir.
#19
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haha



, also, in a 1966 press conference (probably just after the interview), an American reporter asked Paul what the inspiration for "Eleanor Rigby" was, and John jumped in saying "two queers."
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#20
I can't be arsed to think deep down about my all time favorites, so I'll just post the first one that comes to mind.


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#21
If theres fluff on the muff, she's old enough.

If she shaves she behaves, but she's probably rough.


I made that last one last night lmao.

EDIT: vagina's ftw!


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#22
That last one makes no sense.
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