#1
Well about a week ago i smoked hookah with about 5 friends,and today i found out one of them has had mono for about a month now,what are my chances of getting it now?
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Oh. I thought this was about the Japanese Post-Rock band.

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ahh!?!?! 0_0


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#7
eh. mono isn't that bad. you'll be tired, but that's basically it.
oh, and nothing contact sports, for the sake of your... appendix, i think? i had to miss the remainder of my high school soccer career and half of tennis for it because i had it for over 4 months without knowing.
i got to sleep through a lot of my classes without reprimand, and my parents didn't care if i was lax on my chores, though.
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#8
The guy says it's his 2nd time getting it.

If ive been informed correctly,it's quite rare to not be immune to catching it a second time?
#9
Mono?


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The guy says it's his 2nd time getting it.

If ive been informed correctly,it's quite rare to not be immune to catching it a second time?



dunno. i've had it twice, too o_O
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#11
You want to watch out. If not stopped, it can turn into aids. Apply Icy Hot to the penis, and you should be alright.
#12
You'll have a reasonable chance of getting it, but I wouldn't worry about it. The main symptoms of the disease generally pass in about a week (e.g the lethargy, the grogginess).
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I'm sure a quick trim between the eyebrows will prevent it.

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#14
okaaaaayyy not really much of a druggo so can someone please explain what hookah and mono is?
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#16
it's your spleen that could rupture. They'll tell you no contact sports and all. You may have a pretty decent chance of acquiring said illness. It's not that bad, like everyone gets it anymore.
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I'm sure a quick trim between the eyebrows will prevent it.

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Oh. I thought this was about the Japanese Post-Rock band.


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okaaaaayyy not really much of a druggo so can someone please explain what hookah and mono is?


a hookah is not meant for drugs it's basically a massive cigarette with flavoured tobacco - also known as a sheesha or a nargilla - google image;

http://images.google.co.uk/images?hl=en&q=nargilla&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2

mono is a disease you can catch orally - nothing major...
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