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Guess what happened today in 1978. A famous actor on a sit com was arrested for drug possession. Who? Tim the Tool Man Taylor.
Oct 2 1978
Tim Allen is arrested with 1.4 pounds of cocaine at Kalamazoo Airport in Michigan. After testifying against his partner, Allen serves only 2.5 years for felony drug possession. Otherwise, it would have been a life sentence. Tim later becomes a comic, ultimately landing the starring role in the ABC television sitcom Home Improvement.
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Buzz Lightyear did cocaine?

*snort* to infinity and beyond!
Buzz Lightyear? Hmmmm, the name is just screaming 'get high'
"To infinity and beyond" could also be coke related.
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O RLY???

I dont care. Sorry

Obviously you cared enough to post a reply.
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There's a lesson here kids: Always squeal on your friends.

The real lesson here is: use the drug thread!

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Also you're off topic. This thread is about Reva eating snowmen.
I was born 17 years ago today, that's much more important
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actually i do believe that.
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Obviously you cared enough to post a reply.

I have to admit you've got me there.
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Buzz Lightyear did cocaine?

I can't remember very well, but I thought Tim Allen did Woody, not Buzz Lightyear?
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No Allen did lightyear. Woody was Tom Hanks.

Ah, yes. My mistake.

Scroll down about a 1/4 of the way, right after where it says he graduated from Western Michigan in 1975.
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I was born 17 years ago today, that's much more important

No its not
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Can you give proof? If you can't then you shouldn't have made the thread.

'Tis true. There are a lot of people in Mi. (like me) that cite his case as an example of how fucked our drug sentencing laws are here. It's a mandatory life sentence for possession with intent to sell. Unless you're white. Then it's 2.5 years.
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"when everybody else refrained, my uncle jonny did cocaine"

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I remember seeing this on TV once during a Tim Allen biography. It is pretty shocking
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with that much I hope they didn't find it in his ass.
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you again

damn i could've done a much better response for ntchode 'Owner of UGs hugest penis'
I was there.
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Its funny, actually. My girlfriend went to Kalamazoo College for two years, before she transferred to the College for Creative Studies, located in Detroit. I spent a lot of time in Kalamazoo, and he was a pretty popular subject there from time to time. I had heard from several people, that a Burger King he worked at near campus, was where he used to sell cocaine to people at the drive thru. If thats true or not, I don't know, but its funny as hell to say the least.
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Cant, the site is graphic and i will get banned again.

(can you guess who lives there?)
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deanwad could be right, actually.

98% of teens have been around or have had alcohol. Put this in your sig if you like bagels.
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