#1
Well we all know that science studies the way things are and why they are there, but how about we all be stupid and create some sort of Pit Science.

Heres how it works-
I ask a 'scientific' question
You give a stupid answer
You ask a scientific question
Next guy gives a stupid answer and so on

So it continues in a cycle of hilarity and wins.

For example
'Why is grass green'
*insert hilarious statement here*

So here is the first question-

What is the meaning of life? (Not really science, but meh who cares)
#2
Because it's over 9000, k, koo?

This thread will ultimately fail
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Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
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Karvid is sexy

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Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#5
How were the pyramids built?
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#7
fail thread is failing
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+1 to carcass255, he knows funk will lead the way


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Pies? You're the drunk one!
#9
Quote by caskettheclown
because god got bored and made sandcastles.
why do you close your eyes when me make love!?!?!?!

try sleeping with someone more attractive
Check out my guitar quartet composition The Lone Wolf and you will be rewarded! With a live wolf!

Are you a PROG-HEAD? I am.

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I'm adding you to my list of most hated UGers.

#10
Quote by caskettheclown
because your doing it wrong you cottonheaded ninnymuggins.


oh sweet jesus
i think im in love
"cottonheaded ninnymuggins"
#11
Quote by ms_tickley
oh sweet jesus
i think im in love
"cottonheaded ninnymuggins"

want to be UG married?
ill sig you if you sig me?
#12
Why is this thread failing so hard.
In an interstellar burst! I am back to save the universe...
#13
Quote by caskettheclown
because your doing it wrong you cottonheaded ninnymuggins.

You're my hero... I literally was laughing so hard I could barely type this.. will you be my nanny?
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Yes, my mom walked in on me getting my carrot skinned.

So I freaked out and flipped the vegetable tray.

There was ranch everywhere.


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Win


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^^Too bad I can't do this in real life
#15
Quote by Amalgam
Why is this thread failing so hard.


The real question is can is fail harder.


Can this thread fail harder?
1. Open My Computer.
2. Open C:
3. Click on WINDOWS.
4. Open the folder "Media."
5. Click on the file "onestop."
6. Listen.
#16
Quote by AStrangleHold
You're my hero... I literally was laughing so hard I could barely type this.. will you be my nanny?


sure why not.
#18
Quote by Mudmen190
We'll see...

Oh, there, it just did!

Can it hit the fail-bottom?

you are not making it fail your doing quite the opposite by just giving it bumps so quit being a hypocrite you lint licker.
#19
Quote by Mockstairwell
The real question is can is fail harder.


Can this thread fail harder?

A combination of Xenu and Rick Astley. They've been gaining followers again lately, which explains their sudden popularity on the internet.
Quote by Chrisiphone
Oh wow this is a guitar forum!
Quote by JacobTheMe

Karvid is sexy

Quote by KAS1981
Why is it that some folks quote praise from other members in their sig lines?
Its lame.
#24
Quote by caskettheclown
by many surgeries and painful ilegal surgieries he can be a fliy.
did you just learn how to write?!
#25
i know how to spell, i was just distracted i guess.
see i spelled all of this post correctly.
just not great grammar.