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I'd just spend it with my girlfriend, and not think of anything else.
Eating cookies while going on a rape spree.
Quote by Spellcaster
Yes I have sigged myself.
If I was feeling uncreative I'd put the stereotypical pit response.

Eh what the hell....

1. fap
2. abduction
3. rape
4. ?????
5. profit
Quote by IncubusMan999
donkey the wise, very good

Quote by Metal_Rich
Living up to your name!

Currently searching for more ego padding quotes.

Me in pit = me being bored. Any help is much appreciated.
i'd probably make a thread about in the pit and watch people make internet meme from it.
I see you're not using the UG black theme

Originally posted by GOD
akm_202, i now announce you, king of awesome. You may bow down to me.
Drop like 83 hits of acid.
That Cheap Fucking Smile Carries You To Bed

Those Lips Are Social Suicide But I Just Wanna See You Dead.
Quote by Castlebravo
My first thought would be to try to get laid, but since I have neither a girlfriend nor any close female friends I would probably get over it and just go to the beach with a ton of friends. Or I would just eat pie AND cookies for that hour.

Seriously, I pick both. Pie and cookies both owned, especially fresh baked cookies. They're way better than cake. Cake ****ing sucks.

hahah that just turnt into a rant about food
id eat something really nice
and probably act really badly in public
and if my method of death at the end of the hour wasnt all that great id figure out something awsome and kill myself that way instead
Pull my finger

Quote by Explicit User

"Kyle.. Do you know what homosex is?"
me:"...yes... why?"
"Do you want to have it?"
Me again:"...no Anthony..no i don't"
"Oh.. okay.. good night"


Quote by madhampster
Dear god the pit is a force to be reckoned with.
I would write a concept album about how I have 1 hour to live.
Patterns In The Ivy present ethnicity on an intriguing and dedicated level. ~Ambient Exotica
A mesmeric melange of yearning voice, delicate piano and carefully chosen samples. ~Lost Voices
Quote by dethskar0
Drop like 83 hits of acid.

Quote by rabidguitarist
I would write a concept album about how I have 1 hour to live.

Both of these. Acid 1st, then while on acid write that album.
hendrix was overrated and grohl is better in food fighters than in nirvana
All I know is that I'd smoke a huge bowl of DMT during my last ten minutes.

Before that anything could happen given the right combination of drugs, lol.
Quote by RevaM1ssP1ss
Why would you want to end a life or ruin it just because you're dying?

It's not like murder or rape are those things we all secretly wish to do and only don't because of a law.

It's wrong. Very wrong.

Well, it would be a memorable way to go. and because I hate humans, it would be good to take a couple down with me.

And I really only won't kill anyone because I dont want to spend the rest of my life incarcerated.
Quote by FrenchyFungus

Awww, thanks Frenchy

Quote by Cobain_Is_King
I got a packet of Love Hearts when I was six and every one said 'You Have a Tiny Penis'

Hate humans? Click here
Quote by cocacolabottle
Have sex 60 times, amirite?

I'd hope you'd last a little longer than a minute....

I think instead I'd smoke a joint (~5 minutes) and have 55 minutes of amazing sex.
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what if i told you that your dieing because your dick was cut off...jk jk...but god horrible....i'd rather spend time with every1 i love =P

Loved ones?

I'd play WoW. Because in there! I'll live forever! In the outside world I'm a simple geologist, but in here I am falcorn! Defender of the Alliance
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
I would have teh sexorz with my girlfriends. Seriously.....actually that's exactly what I would do.
Quote by Jackal58
If I was Santa you'd all get shit for Christmas.
ok new thing....i'd go do it with a few hot girls (that i realy like at school) then kill 500 people then run around my city naked till time runs out...sweet +p
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Take out the locking nut on ur guitar man! That way u can tune whenever!

Quote by Karvid
Usernames are for the weak. I have never created a username in my life and I feel proud of that accomplishment.
Fap over bodies.
Raep looted gear.
Cum blood.
Browse the pit.
Kill time on the internets until it all blows over.
I'd make sure I told everyone I love, that I love them.
I would cuddle with my cat Beast one more time.
I'd remind a special boy of exactly how much he's done for me.
I would listen to HIM,
and I would lay on my bed and drink a blue bubble gum Jones soda.
If I could do all of that in an hour, haha.
and now that i know that i'm breaking to pieces, i'll pull out my heart and i'll feed it to anyone.
make a cup of tea and take it on the chin while listning to rule britania and looking at a picture of the queen.

thats right i'm british...what of it.
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Centorium you dick
I keep lookin behind me,You're amazing at this

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Dam,Cent, ur repeating man scares the shit out of me, its so true

Quote by CodChick
Omg Cent,Ive been havin nightmares because of u

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**** you man,I was just going to bed

I'm scary
smoke crack
I want to go as far to the edge without going over. Out on the edge, you can see all kinds of different things.
Do your mom.


I'd probably get in the car, drive really fast on the roads, try to pick up some random hot girl and try to sex0rz her up.
my MG15DFX has a button that simulates the sound of one of the expensive tube marshall amps

Fender Stratocaster HSS
Traynor YCV-50 Blue
Peavey Envoy 110

Wishlist: Hamer USA Explorer, Gibson Explorer
I'd run out.. go get laid, somehow.. make out with this really hot girl i know.. then get all my friends together and hang out for the rest of the time (y)
"You're a twat!"- That dude in morrisons

"You Ugly git!" - That girl in the restaurant

"You Were a Mistake!" - Mum

just a few of my fans..

go make out with a hot chick
Quote by The Spoon
Unless you're sure she likes you, telling her you like her has a 110% chance of failing.

But hey, at least you have a 10% chance of absolutely guaranteeing failure.
I'll probably rape the hottest girl in school

Lets blaze, put this in your sig if you want to get high

At me:
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You're retarded, thats what you are.

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Saddest Story of the Week. You win this thread.

1+1= ME
Get baked.

Quote by darkstar2466

The only reason it exists is because drugs get people fucked up, and people love getting fucked up.

I'd probably not believe that I'll die after an hour...and make fun of you!
"Music is essentially useless, as life is"

Jackson DKMG
Roland Cube60
POD xt live
thats it
Hell, I would probably just end up being with my family and friends on my final hour.
Feel free to add me on STEAM: thesystemhasfailed
XBL tag: cbiggs18
Last edited by heavenbesideyou at Feb 2, 2009,

Then go out, find a specific someone, ask her out, fuck her, go home.

Edit: Realized that there's no way I would have time for all that.
Last edited by Rockford_rocks at Oct 3, 2008,